If you trace back your old roots, everyone is related to everyone...
Anyways, I met this girl at a bar once, she was cool and all. Long dark brown hair, bright brown eyes almost hazel; she was mad fine! Well, I walked up to her, almost stumbling, I was drunk yea, f**k it, I had nothing to lose if she rejected me. It would probably hurt my pride just a little, but that ain't s**t when you're drunk! I approached her, made conversation, and everything was cool. I found her to be the same race as me and we're both interested in the same things. We ended up heading back to her apartment, we sipped on some wine and was jamming some Teddy Pendergrass. We shared tons of laughs and had alot off different views over the government and economy or so... There was many to talk about, yet suddenly, I felt in urge... An urge in my pants, I felt it growing, and I knew she was getting wetter every second. I couldn't stop smiling, so I started to bit and suck on my lips a little, and gave her that little gaze into her eyes. I knew she knew what I was wanting so she reacted upon it; we got closer and closer... And closer... We ended up making out, and a couple minutes into it, she was already on top of my lap, dry humping me and sucking my face up with her big thick juicy lips! She looked into my eyes and told me its been a little over 3 years since she's had any, and that her last was her first. I was thinking to myself, "damn, this girl has only been f**ked once! That's some amazing s**t!" Well, continuing with the making out and what not, I started to unbutton her pants and eventually they came off. What an amazing body she had, she was a little thicker; thick thighs, juicy ass, nice 'C' cup tits, and a flat stomach! I was thinking to myself what a wonderful night this was. I even remembered what color thong she was wearing! It was a small red and white lacey thong from Victoria's Secret 2004 catalog page 326; it was the red trim with white body and red polka dots! She pulled off her shirt and let her tits hang free, no bra ftw! The more I sucked on her nipples, the harder she was griding on my cock. By then, she had already taken off my pants and boxers and shirt; I was completely naked while she was only in her thong. She teased me and walked seductively to her room, and I followed of course, I'm no punk b***h! She was laying in her bed, with silk sheets, man oh man did my balls feel good when they rubbed on the silk. Anyways, we continued making out some more as I was pulling off her panties, she told me to f**k her slow; be gentle. I slid my cock inside of her nice and slow, damn was that s**t tight! It felt like a nice firm grip like how you'd have if you were beating your meat, but only it was softer and wet! I couldn't help it, when I got it all in her, I started pounding the b***h, not caring for what she had to say or think! It was like sex with goddesses from an unknown paradise. After cumming my first time, she got on top of me, and rode me like no other; it was great! She was riding on my for a good 25-30 minutes until... I looked over on her counter... I didn't have my glasses on, so I couldn't see that clearly. So I reached over to grab my glasses and put them on; she was riding me so good that my vision was starting to blurr and I was starting to get that head spin. Anyways, there was one of those picture frames that said, "I LOVE MY DAD!" It was quite hard to see since the lights were dimmed, and at this point, I was ready to cum again! My vision finally focused and I sought out the picture clearly, it was a picture of her and her dad, one of my own dads brothers back from Laos that I haven't seen in over 15 years! My eyes got big, I stared at her face, the resemblance was almost identical. I freaked, and I was at my point of climax; I told the b***h to get off, that I was about to cum. She was still riding me harder and harder, so I pulled her ass off of me and tossed her aside. She rolled off the bed some and fell on the floor. Shocked as hell that I just found out I was beating up my own cousins pussy, I stood above her and stroked my cock until I came all over her face and body. I shouted at her, "you're a f**king nasty ass b***h!" She was confused and had her mouth open in awe. I turned around to pick up my pants and clothes and felt that meat loaf bubbling inside my stomach from dinner 8 o' clock that evening. I didn't hold it in, I didn't care, and as I bent over, her mouth open in awe, my ass cheeks spread apart and let out a long loud welch of toxic gases stored inside of me for hours throughout the night. As I started walking/running out of her room, I looked back to see her gagging after catching some of my deadly man gas in her mouth. I threw on as much clothes as I could while leaving out of her place; jumped in my car and sped off. Crazy f**king night! Great sex, but with the wrong person; how ever did I get myself into this s**t? Ugh!
*Cliffnotes - None b***h, quit being lazy and read that s**t!*
way to show your ignorance
