How do people sleep through the night?

JohnS.

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Why am I awake at 5:35AM right now? Because my f**king roommate sleeps like he's in a coma. No joke. His alarm is set at full volume and it goes off at 5AM. It has been going off for 35 minutes now and he hasn't woken up. Think that's bad?

Last summer, my friend and I were supposed to hang out with him after we got out of work. We walk into his apartment when we get out of work and we thought no one was home. Then we heard his alarm go off. So obviously he was napping and set it to wake up to hang out with us. We waited 15 minutes, yelling up the stairs (bedroom is 15 feet from the top of the stairs).... No response. We walk up and go into the bedroom. His alarm is blaring and he's snoring, sound asleep. My friend lightly starts slapping his face and grabbing his shoulder and starts shaking him while he's yelling a foot away next to his ear. Still snoring and sound asleep. He keeps doing this for probably a full minute until he wakes up.

His alarm waking me up at 5AM is really starting to f**king annoy me. I'm seriously thinking about researching on why people can sleep through anything as opposed to others waking up at the slightest noise for my english class.
 

tonyM

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Booze and Tylenol PM. Knocks me the f**k out.
 


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Depends on what the noise is for me. Like if there are birds outside my window or cars I can't sleep. But if there is loud music next door or people yelling in the hallway, it doesn't bother me. Alarm clocks don't bother me either, I just sleep right through them. I don't think I have ever even used one, its like my body adjusts automatically and I just wake up. Like during the summer I woke up anywhere from 6:25-6:30 every M-F, I guess my body just adjusts real easily or something
 


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college...makes you learn how to sleep with any noise....only thing that wakes me up is banging on a door... try smoking...i heard it makes people tired after a while hahahaha
 

toneekay

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I sleep through alarm clocks too... This is why I'm always AT LEAST 35-45 minutes late to work everyday.......
 

Jbuck2KCivic

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college...makes you learn how to sleep with any noise....only thing that wakes me up is banging on a door... try smoking...i heard it makes people tired after a while hahahaha
True. When I came here last year it was 3:00am and people were outside my window playing football. You learn to deal with it. I don't recommend smoking cause that s**t will kill you!!
 

toneekay

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He's talking about the narcotics... Not tobacco.
 

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A lot of the times I don't need a clock I just wake up when its time to wake up. Nd yea people just get used to it mon. I think it all goes down when your a baby. I hear if there's a lot of yelling the baby will adjust nd it will not bother him
 

toneekay

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I have 2 piles near my bed... 1 pile of weed, 1 pile of coke...

I smoke before I sleep, and when it's time to wake up... I lean over and stick my nose into the pile of coke.
 

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^^HAHAHA, spoken like a true boss

sub'd to read whatever JohnS. finds about hard sleepers, im guilty
 

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I suck at getting out of bed, my phone wakes me up every morning though.. I can always fall asleep no matter what and its loud as hellll in my dorm complex. Smoking really knocks me the f**k out though :biz:
 

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I'm deaf! :cool: But my body is accustomed to waking up at 6 am every morning no matter how late I went to the bed the night before.
 

JohnS.

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He doesn't go to bed on drugs or drunk. He sleeps like this normally.
 

toneekay

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How much does he weigh? Hibernation time?
 

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i had a friend like that, nothing woke him up.

What did we do?

Reached for his wallet and he woke up swinging and kickin lol worked every time.
 

toneekay

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LOL! Try that s**t!
 

Evan.

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maybe he gets laid each night? I know that knocks me the f**k out.
 


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