One day I received a call...

[cvnig89]

One day I received a call from an 800 number. Expecting it to be a telemarketer I answered with a sigh and a hello. The response was "Hi there, I'm an annoying telemarketer that's not going to try to sell you something I already know you don't want... how's the weather?" A minute later I heard his boss behind him ask what he was doing followed by a click. Best telemarketer experience ever. MLIA

bored, found my way to this site.

 

[NIKE H34D]

LMAO... I think it was genius. If a telemarketer started out his convo like that with me id give him a chance.

That takes ballz lol

 

[Billy.]

i used to get calls on my cell phone from the same telemarketer and would never answer it. then one night i'm sitting at a bar with some friends getting a little tips and the telemarketer calls, so i answer it using the gingerbread man's voice and started asking the guy if he had seen my gum drop buttons. i had the guy on the line for about 20 seconds and he was just laughing his ass off. yeah they never called back either

 

[toneekay]

Lol, telemarketer stories? I usually get these calls ALL the time on the house phone, and by whom? s**t I don't know, but most of the time they're always from the middle east.

So, I throw on my fake Asian accent (not really fake, because I do have one -__-), and here's what happens... A call from the other day.

RinG RING
Me: A low?
Tele: Hello sir, how are you doing today? Is Mr. Tony Keopileeavon (butchered my last name) available?
Me: I fine I fine, no Tony not here. You want message?
Tele: Excuse me?
Me: You want message? You know with happy ending?
Tele: I'm sorry sir, I don't understand...
Me: Will you like to have message?
Tele: Message? Oh yes sir.
Me: Okay
Tele: Can you have Tony call back this number 1800 something blah blah, this is a very important call.
Me: Ah, okay okay, I gib to him. I'm his parent, I ask you, what the problem?
Tele: Well sir, we'd like to keep it strictly private between him and us.
Me: Oh, he hab money problem? Some ting?
Tele: Well yes, we're a debt collection agency and we need to discuss with Tony his options.
Me: Oh okay, I tell him you want to message, I gib to him.
Tele: Thank you sir.
Me: Wait wait, one more question, how you know Tony?
Tele: How? What do you mean?
Me: How you know? You know, he smoke it the pot? You hit freng?
Tele: Excuse me sir?
Me: You know, smoket it the pot? You sound like it too, like you smoke it the pot.
*So I hear this fool chuckle a bit*
Me: Okay okay I hab to go, I tell him you want message and smoke it the pot.

 

[Billy.]

you smoke it the pot?

 

[toneekay]

It's funny because if you have an accent and say "smoke it the pot" real quick, it's funny as s**t!

smokeit thepot.

 

[cvnig89]

Today, I read that when NASA first started sending astronauts in space they discovered that ball point pens didn't work in zero gravity. They spent a decade and 12 billion dollars to develop a pen that would write in zero gravity, upside down, under water, on any surface and tempatures that reached 300 degrees below zero. The Russians used a pencil. MLIA

 

[toneekay]

^What does this have to do with anything? Do you want an infraction for inverting a thread off topic? Huh? HUHH? DO YOU!?

 

[cvnig89]

umm i started the thread? lol, my idea was to just put up what ever seemed funny.

 

[toneekay]

You'll still get an infraction Sucka!

 

[cvnig89]

the worst

 

[toneekay]

the worst

Is your FACE!

 

[buzzbombtom]

Today, I read that when NASA first started sending astronauts in space they discovered that ball point pens didn't work in zero gravity. They spent a decade and 12 billion dollars to develop a pen that would write in zero gravity, upside down, under water, on any surface and tempatures that reached 300 degrees below zero. The Russians used a pencil. MLIA

wtf was this on the news or something? every one in my classes is talking about this stupid s**t.

 

[Lopez619]

They should cut themselves and write in blood

 

[4bangincivic]

They should cut themselves and write in blood

wtf

 

[Billy.]

i think the point of the nasa story is that they didnt actually spend $12B on a pen. they spent $10k on the pen and $11.999B on s**t they don't want you to know about

 

[civicfan111]

Lol, telemarketer stories? I usually get these calls ALL the time on the house phone, and by whom? s**t I don't know, but most of the time they're always from the middle east.

So, I throw on my fake Asian accent (not really fake, because I do have one -__-), and here's what happens... A call from the other day.

RinG RING
Me: A low?
Tele: Hello sir, how are you doing today? Is Mr. Tony Keopileeavon (butchered my last name) available?
Me: I fine I fine, no Tony not here. You want message?
Tele: Excuse me?
Me: You want message? You know with happy ending?
Tele: I'm sorry sir, I don't understand...
Me: Will you like to have message?
Tele: Message? Oh yes sir.
Me: Okay
Tele: Can you have Tony call back this number 1800 something blah blah, this is a very important call.
Me: Ah, okay okay, I gib to him. I'm his parent, I ask you, what the problem?
Tele: Well sir, we'd like to keep it strictly private between him and us.
Me: Oh, he hab money problem? Some ting?
Tele: Well yes, we're a debt collection agency and we need to discuss with Tony his options.
Me: Oh okay, I tell him you want to message, I gib to him.
Tele: Thank you sir.
Me: Wait wait, one more question, how you know Tony?
Tele: How? What do you mean?
Me: How you know? You know, he smoke it the pot? You hit freng?
Tele: Excuse me sir?
Me: You know, smoket it the pot? You sound like it too, like you smoke it the pot.
*So I hear this fool chuckle a bit*
Me: Okay okay I hab to go, I tell him you want message and smoke it the pot.

rofl..im gonna save that s**t..

 

[d16racer88]

this is some good stuff. now back to workin on broken car. lol
speaking of telemarketers while in class i got called three times by the same telemarketer so on the 4th call i went outside and answered it and they wanted to sell me some diet pills. okay im 6ft at 145lbs so im freakin skinny already. i told them i didnt want them so in this annoying and heavily accented voice this lady asks me why not and i simply reply "because im bulimic" and hung up. no more telemarketer. but im still getting those one night stand emails.......

 

[toneekay]

You like having one night stands? Me too! Are you a girl?

 

[cvnig89]

Today, I was called to the main office. They said I had a family emergency and that I was given permission to go home by my mother. When I got home, I called her right away to see what was going on. She told me she forgot to harvest her strawberries on Farmville and she wants me to harvest them before they die. I was too late. MLIA.