You know you drive a Honda when...

[R3dline]

You know you drive a Honda, when your car has the "H" badge.

gtfo,

 

[vjf915]

You know you drive a Honda when you actually DOWNGRADE your daily driven car by removing power steering and air conditioning

 

[civicmand16y7]

you know you drive a honda when you have to roll you fenders to lower it on 16s
you know you drive a honda when you hit vtec everone around turns and looks at you
you know you drive a honda when the onlything you think about is jdm
you know you drive a honda when you pay more to to put a b swap in then what the car is warth
you know you drive a honda when 17s are to big
you know you drive a honda when you strat wire you fan instad of buy a relay
you know you drive a honda when you launch bad and get wheel hop it cracks you windshild and sunroof
you know you drive a honda when you everone ask if your rims are 15s or 16s and if there rotos
i use the space between the e-brack and seat for a cup holder

 

[Raabe]

you know you drive a honda when have to roll your fenders to lower it on 16s
you know you drive a honda when you hit vtec everyone around turns and looks at you
you know you drive a honda when the only thing you think about is jdm
you know you drive a honda when you pay more to to put a b swap in then what the car is worth
you know you drive a honda when 17s are to big
you know you drive a honda when you straight wire you fan instead of buying a relay
you know you drive a honda when you launch bad and get wheel hop. it cracks your windshield and sunroof
you know you drive a honda when you everyone ask if your rims are 15s or 16s and if there rotas
i use the space between the e-brack and seat for a cup holder

...good lord, go back to the third grade.

- i was on the ground and didn't roll fenders for 16s
- nobody cares
- i think about vagina, video games, my job and sandwiches all the time
- i do my own work. i pay nobody
- i rock the s**t out of 17s
- you're just being ghetto.
- i don't suck ass at driving
- i tell them to look at my wheels and tires, and stop being retarded.
- Sweet personal statement

 

[Hecz]

^

you know you drive a Honda when your own community doesn't respect one another.

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

you know you drive a Honda when your own community doesn't respect one another.

x2

 

[Raabe]

^

you know you drive a Honda when your own community doesn't respect one another.

I hate remembering I drive a Honda when I see retarded ass weed eater civics blow around a parking lot, and I have my bosses rag on my all day because I also drive a one. FML

 

[vjf915]

I hate remembering I drive a Honda when I see retarded ass weed eater Civics blow around a parking lot, and I have my bosses rag on me all day because I also drive one. FML

Go back to 3rd grade

 

[Lopez619]

You know you drive a Honda when you have the irresistable urge to race someone at every other stop light.

 

[xxsenceo89x]

You know you drive a Honda when people call you to tell you they just heard your car spun tires all the way down the street.
You know you drive a Honda when someone drives down your street late at night with a muffler and HID, you automatically assume someones trying to steal your car.
You know you drive a Honda when you cant remember the last time you got gas.
You know you drive a Honda when you dont remember peoples names... just their car example-turbo ek or blue hatch white slips.
You know you have a Honda when everyone knows your skills and asks you questions like youre a master mechanic.
You know you drive a Honda when you angle every turn into a parking lot or go super slow because the manhole cover is an inch lower than the street.
You know you drive a Honda when you swerve all over the road to avoid pebbles. lol

Thats all I got

 

[Raabe]

Go back to 3rd grade

GAAHHHH! FFFF UUUU!!!

the one time I don't re-read my post, and it comes to bite me in the ass...

Touché

 

[vjf915]

I couldn't resist!

 

[Raabe]

I couldn't resist!

it only makes my drive to make correct, grammatical statements even worse.

 

[9civic6]

You know you drive a Honda when you would rather walk to work to avoid getting road salt on your car when its snowing

 

[Raabe]

You know you drive a Honda when you would rather walk to work to avoid getting road salt on your car when its snowing

or risk getting pelted with the salt rocks the trucks throw down in the mornings.

 

[crash!]

You know you drive a Honda when...
...you judge every other Honda you see.
...you take every opportunity to crack VTEC when you go through a tunnel.
...you love how loud your car is in a parking garage.
...you piss EVERYONE off behind you when you crawl over railroad tracks.
...or when your exhuast scrapes before your lip does. (Or maybe that's just me :/ )

 

[crash!]

you know you drive a honda when you dont remember peoples names... Just their car example-turbo ek or blue hatch white slips

so true!

 

[rebelwitoutacoz]

when you have a no fat girls, car will scrape sticker on your car not because its funny but because its true

haha word

 

[4bangincivic]

You know you drive a Honda when you buy almost $1200 in suspension and wont replace a $150 dollar alternator that screeches every time it cold starts.

 

[j3wman]

^^ lol


you know you drive a honda when you have 4 replacement transmissions and 3 spare engines for your beater when your gf is asking "why dont you just put that engine in your accord and get it running?"


you know you drive a honda when you b***h about college loans and you just spent $4000 on mugen rims


you know you drive a honda when you consider 2.3L a gigantic engine