i hate my gf's friends. f*ckin b*tches..
rant begins here: for her 20th bday, i got a hold of all her closest friend's numbers and began to plan with them in secrecy of a surprise limo cruise (w/full bar) around the town and some clubbing on the night of her special day. this is 2 months in advance mind you, and all SEEMED to be going smooth. money was a little tight, so i had asked them all to bring 40 bux a head so i could cover the limo expenses, and also advised them to bring along 40 more for club entrances. sounds like a fun night right? ok, so so far it's me, my bday girl, 5 of her girlfriends and 2 of my homies, 40 bux a head was just enough to cover the streched escalade limo and bar that came with it. (i knew the driver and he had offered me a price i couldnt f*cking refuse PLUS would allow underage drinking). ok, so with 1 month away, her bday was set and she had nooooo effin clue what would go on that day
original plan: limo and all guests arrive at my place ready and dressed for the big night at 7pm sharp. i call the wifey up and pretend to be taking her out to dinner and instead would show up with the surpirse limo + friends. sounds good right?
rerouted like a mofo: now, the morning of her bday i woke her ass up early and took her skydiving for her first gift
(i recommend everyone try this btw, its an awesome experience) we got back at around 4ish or 415 i beleive? so i tell her to get some rest from the long drive and to be ready at 730 for dinner. thankfully, all's well thus far. after i got home, 430 hits and i begin confirming with everyone with the meeting up and all that jazz. i recieve my first response and then f*cking disaster struck...1 friend, then 2, then a 3rd, then a 4th!! all CANCEL ON THE DAY OF!!!! the f*cking cheap asses claim that they'd prefer to spend the 80 bux on a present instead of a bomb ass night out with drinks...whut da f*cking f*ck man!!! my homies were still good however, and her 5th friend wasnt responding so i assumed MIA on her part. but still, the money from me and my trust worthy friends wouldnt be enough to cover expenses, so i called the limo company, got a hold of my friend and asked nicely if i could pay him later? he denied, said that it was impossible to do that kind of thing on short notice. he said the best he could do was waive the cancelation fee...shamefully, i accepted.
the end result: i wasnt going to let this ruin her night and let those b*tches get away with it. so i did what a man should, i exposed the surprise to my gf, ratted out her friends for failing to come thru for her, showed her all the text msgs of that day and watched as she went off on all of them
...haha the result was priceless! although i do regret that she cried a bit, but because of this little mishap, 3 of those dumbasses i will never have to see again! (hated their skanky asses anyway). after the tears and agony, i grabbed my girl, hit up more of my homies and went out to enjoy a night out clubbing through tailgating (best way to travel to a party/club)
and to make matters worse for themselves, guess what her dumbsh*t friends show up with as "gifts" the next day lol are you ready?.....F*CKING $15 DOLLAR GIFT CARDS FOR FOREVER21 AND ANCHOR BLUE WTFFFFF???! lmao omg i laughed in their faces!! 2 idiots didnt even get her a gift...hahaha chicks man, some of them are just down right stoopid as hell.
/rant, hope i didnt bore any of you