haha holy f**king s**t i love that dog
"this would be my chest box that helps to to breathe."
"so which of these chest buttons calls your parents to come pick you up?"
"i am a stormtrooper."
"you are a huge nerd."
"and now the nerds are congregating for the ceremonial banging of the plastic toys, this is what a nerd circle-jerk looks like."
"Ok what substance was Han Solo frozen in?
"Carbonite"
"No, I'm sorry, the correct answer is who gives a s**t."
and when that trekkie guy came in and flipped everyone off was awsome!