Help making a Rap for school...

[ScratchNSniff]

I have to make a rap that deals with health, science, and math...it needs to be 2 verses with 4 lines in each verse...it can be as broad as possible, but can't include cursing since it will be for use in the school...Thanks to anyone willing to help...

Setup should look like this:

First Part
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Second Part
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Thanks to anyone that can help out...

 

[Indy_Civic]

I really hate going to these classes
but love hood rats with big ol asses
when I do show up I sit in the back
cuz you know I got that smoke, x and crack

 

[ScratchNSniff]

Lol...I got a feeling that will go great in the second grade class...

 

[ScratchNSniff]

Bump for some help...

 

[joe7987]

Sorry man.. only have the skills to pay the bills.. No extraneous skills available for educationally creative lyrics.

 

[ScratchNSniff]

^^^Lol...thanks...bump...

 

[ScratchNSniff]

Bump...

 

[bizoneoeh]

Biz to the rescue!!!!

Yo.. Yo... Yo!...


f**k what I said about math
what you need to f**king do is take a motherfucking bath
Then I will ass f**k you and make you scream
because my d**k is donkey punching the f**k out of your spleen


in the lab Mrs Jones asked us to weigh up a brick
I said "f**k that b***h, come bounce on my d**k!"
So she did... f**ked her and made that pussy bleed
came around from behind and planted my seed



WERD TO YOUR MOTHER!




you're welcome

 

[00_Civic_Si]

Lol biz. That made me have a good 5 minute laugh.

 

[gummer]

Yo.. Yo... Yo!...


f**k what I said about math
what you need to f**king do is take a motherfucking bath
Then I will ass f**k you and make you scream
because my d**k is donkey punching the f**k out of your spleen


in the lab Mrs Jones asked us to weigh up a brick
I said "f**k that b***h, come bounce on my d**k!"
So she did... f**ked her and made that pussy bleed
came around from behind and planted my seed



WERD TO YOUR MOTHER!




you're welcome

 

[ScratchNSniff]

Lol...I guess nobody wants to help...

 

[mymmeryloss]

its hard to rap without cursing nowadays..

maybe shoot an email to markie mark... lulz

 

[R3dline]

where the f**k are you teaching, the f**king ghetto?

 

[bizoneoeh]

Lol...I guess nobody wants to help...

what do you mean? I wrote a PERFECT rap!







*edit*

I didn't realize you were a teacher. I thought you needed this for a class you were taking, sorry.



Just edit the badwords out!

 

[R3dline]

Yo.. Yo... what I said about math
what you need to do is take a bath
Then I will you and make you scream
because my is donkey punching the out of your spleen


in the lab Mrs Jones asked us to weigh up a brick
I said, come bounce on my !"
So she did... her and made that bleed
came around from behind and planted my seed



WERD TO YOUR MOTHER!




you're welcome

edited version of biz's rap

 

[ScratchNSniff]

where the f**k are you teaching, the f**king ghetto?

Not exactly...the school I am doing my practicum in right now though is a music/dance based school where they learn through song and movement...my class I am taking at the college has us making 4 songs that encompass different topics...I have an opera, country, and rock song but couldn't think of a rap one...in the early grades there is a TON of singing that is done in teaching...

what do you mean? I wrote a PERFECT rap!
*edit*

I didn't realize you were a teacher. I thought you needed this for a class you were taking, sorry.

Just edit the badwords out!

Lol...yea, yea...

edited version of biz's rap

Now it sucks...lol...

 

[s_crowley 17]

what do you know about math?
I know itll bring you down the right path
cus math is everywhere
Its even in your own hair

Science and health are good to know so you can better yourself
this knowledge is power, like good hygiene, go take a shower
Science can be confusing but soon you will agree
You'll realize learning is a lock and you hold the key

i just did this really quick... idk if its even what your looking for.. oh well

EDIT: I just re-read it and its f**king gay as can be but i lol'd

 

[R3dline]

what do you know about math?
I know itll bring you down the right path
cus math is everywhere
Its even in your own hair

Science and health are good to know so you can better yourself
this knowledge is power, like good hygiene, go take a shower
Science can be confusing but soon you will agree
You'll realize learning is a lock and you hold the key

i just did this really quick... idk if its even what your looking for.. oh well

so ghey

 

[ScratchNSniff]

Something exactly like that...now if others would help me and give me a few options...it doesn't matter how goofy it is, the kids like it no matter what...

Thanks a TON...

 

[Deezy]

Lol...I guess nobody wants to help...

I'd like to help, but just can't make it flow!!