FS/FT: 2003 Nissan 350z w/ FREE Avatar DVD - $13800 (fremont / union city / newark)
Date: 2010-08-01, 1:55AM PDT
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IF YOU ARE OFFENDED EASILY, LEAVE THIS AD, IM TIRED OF PANSIES FLAGGIN ME.
FOR SALE/TRADE:
You know what comes with this car? An extra set of badass. It's made by those rich f**ks at nissan. So you know damn well...they spent like a BILLION f**kin dollars building that s**t. And it was made in MOTHERFUCKIN JAPAN. You know what else Japan has made? f**kin SAMURAIS, NINJAS, and YAKUZA, those guys are so bad ass, they cut off their own body parts for getting the wrong tea for their bosses and s**t. The rims on this badass miniature bullet train are 19 f**kin inches, thats bigger than that fat ass b***h you tagged in the club bathroom. It has a V6, so you know it goes like 300 mph, thats fast enough to get you to f**kin AFRICA in like 15 minutes, b***h. It's a stickshift, you can shift up, you can shift down, and if you press down like a mothefuckin man, you can reverse that sonofabitch over cats and s**t. It's got heated leather seats, so when you pick up your slutty ass date, her vag won't freeze when she smears her ass over your baller ass leather seats. I could sit in those seats all f**kin day and not even give a s**t. I put in a true dual exhaust, so when you drive around, bitches know you ain't f**kin around.
BUT, BUT, THATS ALL YOU SAY?
Whoa whoa whoa, hold your faggot horses, I ain't done yet. I didn't even mention the tires. Those tires right there, yes, those gangsta ass low profile tires. f**k, those things grip like a f**kin gorilla, that's f**kin grip like you wouldn't believe. They even named a glue after that s**t, so you know that's some tough s**t right there. It's also got DUAL 56 lumen LED domelights. So, you could be driving along at like 4 in the f**kin morning, and you wanna read the Art of War by Sun motherfuckin Tzu (the only book that f**kin matters). You turn on the f**kin domelight and burn your retinas to s**t, cause, that s**t is bright as the motherfuckin son. In fact, I'm such a f**kin gentlemen I'll throw in some polarized glasses to protect your pansy ass eyes for you.That Version Select aero kit is what really makes that s**t shine. People won't know if they just saw a sweet ass ride pass them, or if they should call the military cause they swore they just saw a motherfuckin UFO. It's also got JIC MAGIC coilovers. I know what you're thinking, and you're f**kin right. They're f**kin magic. Buy this motherfucker, and I'll even throw in the Avatar DVD. Why might you ask?, cause it's about blowin trees up on other planets, and bonin hot alien women, and you can watch it all on the touchscreen dvd player, instead of that sorry ass Gangbang porn you got stashed away. What? Who's judgin you? Not me. Buy this epitome of epic engineering now.
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that s**t is hilarious
and wowdid not realize i spelt boss wrong until you quoted that...o well