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A story to get you in the spirit of the season . . .

Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done.
I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later. :???:
So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the mall entrance. As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly
dressed boy of about 12 years old. He was short and thin. He had no coat. :cry:
He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill. Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand. Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him
what was wrong. He told me his sad story. He said that he came from a large family. He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs. She made very little to support her large family.
Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars to buy her children Christmas presents. The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to
use the money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to take the bus home.
He had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed one of the hundred dollar bills and disappeared into the night. :shock:
"Why didn't you scream for help :?: " I asked. The boy said, "I did."
"And nobody came to help you?" I wondered. The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head.
"How loud did you scream?" I inquired. The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered,
"Help me!"
I realized that absolutely no one could have heard that
poor boy cry for help.

So, I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my car.
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defvayne

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thats f**ked up!
 


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Another one......

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.

She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife."

"She drank the whiskey on the way down, so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy soldiers.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife till the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Carol when she's been drinking."
 

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LOL LOL dayammm fo sho' f**ked up!!
 




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