WTF is wrong with my CAR??

[VtecThis]

Ok, so I was driving home from these illegal street races last weekend. It was like 12 or so and this guy pulls up next to me in this hatch He started revin, i was "bring it". I know my baby's pretty fast, definately faster than that. So, light turns and we go, he raped me and it was crazy. but anyway, we get to the next light and I was like "dude, how'd u pull so hard?" He was like "man, it's cuz your headlight fluid is low." i said thanks and went on my way. Got home and was like "WTF"!!! I spent about 2 hours going through my owners' manuel and didn't find anything on that fluid. It was gay...anyone got any suggestions??

-vtecthis

 

[nellorific]

lol, im sorry man, but i dont even think theres such a thing as "headlight fluid".. totally does not make sense, even if there were sucha thing, i doubt itd have to do anything with the speed/performance of your car. but then again, if im ignorant enough to be wrong, then prove it so -

 

[Koda]

HAHA thats almost as me sayin Blinker fluid he was just f'n with you. i say that shiit all the time *looks under my name*

 

[TheNotoriousMogg]

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA

OMG

HAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA

oh that's sad man....

 

[Britty]

Sorry to break it to ya, but i think you got

seriously tho...i think ur car is fine!!! i dun think ur headlights even have fluid lol!

 

[TheNotoriousMogg]

Originally posted by *RiceAngel*
i dun think ur headlights even have fluid lol

they don't

 

[Mr. Lin]

Gah, another street racer

 

[blownhatch94]

yeah last time i checked there is no headlight fluid lol

 

[needboost]

jesus, you eat paint chips as a kid?

 

[DirtyD]

LMFAO, I can't help but laugh at this!!!!
HEadlight fluid, that's a good one, maybe I'll use that next time I smoke some little ricer who thinks his car is god's gift to the roads haha

PS After posting this story you should probably consider changing your sig...

 

[94DXWGSR]

man we do that to the privates in the military all the time....i had a private get an exhaust sample of a 5 ton...you should have seen him carrying the trash bag full of exhaust around the motor pool.....lol.....you got played homie...he was probably in the military...

 

[DirtyD]

Originally posted by 94DXWGSR
man we do that to the privates in the military all the time....i had a private get an exhaust sample of a 5 ton...you should have seen him carrying the trash bag full of exhaust around the motor pool.....lol.....you got played homie...he was probably in the military...

WTF did you say? I don't understand military talk

 

[94DXWGSR]

ok...lets try this again....I....HAD ......A .....NEW.....GUY......TAKE .......A....BAG....AND ......HOLD.......IT....OVER......THE EXHAUST.....AND .....GET.....AN....EXHAUST....SAMPLE......UMMMMMMMMMM......NO .....SUCH.....THING.......got it now

 

[DirtyD]

yea thanks for the clarification dipshit

I still don't understand how that relates to this thread or anything anyone has said.

 

[94DXWGSR]

ummmm...let see....uhhh....dipshit.........
he got played like an idiot.....cause there is no such thing as headlight fluid...catch up

 

[nellorific]

lol, i get it, he was f**king with on of the lower class army guys (private) and told him to get an exhaust sample... so the dude took a plastic bag and held it over the exhaust so he could geta sample... i think thats pretty funny, but i didnt get it the first time either

 

[94DXWGSR]

sorry ...i'll tone down the military lingo......but a private....is the lowest rank....and they don't know s**t about anything ....so they are real easy to mess with....mmmmm.....kinda like the guy who started this thread

 

[DirtyD]

Originally posted by 94DXWGSR
ummmm...let see....uhhh....dipshit.........
he got played like an idiot.....cause there is no such thing as headlight fluid...catch up

what the f**k are you talking about? I obviously know how he got played. What I'm saying is that your post has no relevance to this thread whatsoever. This is getting pointless, I understand your joke and it's not funny. I'm leaving this alone, go ahead and post something stupid again but I won't.

 

[94DXWGSR]

maybe cause your a f**king idiot just like him....you would probably fall for the same s**t....and who the f$$$ do you think your talking too...

 

[94DXWGSR]

try defending your own country and stop leaching off the one below you