Almostwow he call shane a horny old lady!!!!! lmao
your closer then me tho
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Almostwow he call shane a horny old lady!!!!! lmao
dont forget cheaper too...
As in less expensive? Yesdont forget cheaper too...
nope, i mean cheaperAs in less expensive? Yes
Wow, your really looking for a death sentence there.i'll argue with a pregnant woman in the delivery room
Haha I heard that 1st one before, actually i think both but still good.I got a joke or two-
An old man walks into a priests office and immediately says to the secretary, "Where can I join this damn church?" The lady, stunned, looked up and answered, "Excuse me sir?" "I wanna join the f**king church." the old man kept yelling. "Sir we don't talk like that in the house of God." she said. So the secretary, unable to deal with the old man went and got the priest. The priest walks up tot he old man, "Excuse me what seems to be the problem here?" The old man looks at the priest and says, "I have just won $200 million and want to get rid of some of it." Without skipping a beat the priest answers back as he points at his secretary, "This b***h giving you problems?"
Joke 2
The old rooster could never get enough. He nailed every chicken in the barnyard and wore them all out, so the farmer put him in with the ducks. Pretty soon all the ducks were begging for a rest, so the farmer tethered the rooster out in a cornfield. After a while the farmer looked out his window and saw that the bird was lying on the ground and looked dead as a doornail. Going out to check, he found the rooster lying down all right, but with its eyes wide open. "What's the matter?" he asked. "Shhhhhhh," hissed the rooster, motioning upward with the tip of his wing. "Vultures!"
i take no credit for these jokes i just read them in a magazine at lunch...enjoy!