The "I'm Bored at Work" Thread
- Thread starter JDM melbatoast
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fuuuck, want to go home !
haha yea it came up with some crazy places ive never heard of before and didnt sound too appealing. i just ended up goin to mcdonalds lol. sweet website tho where'd you find that?
yea i hear ya. and i just got back from lunch lol
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so like, its about the usual time i go for lunch.. 12:30ish, and like i was in the bathroom, took a piss, washed my hands.. i walk out of the bathroom and down my hall.. (long hallway) all the sudden, one of the salesmans turned a corner and was literally RUNNING down the hall. i was likee... wtf? 
well he ran passed me, and i smelt a faint smell.. and of course, you always gotta look back.. i looked back, and mother f**kers pants was SOAKED with s**t.. (he was wearing blue slacks, but you can still see the wetness)..
I WAS ROLLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG omg that s**t was HILARIOUSSS!!!.. of course, knowing me, i already told everyone on the first floor
*anyways just thought id post, LUNCH TIME =D
well he ran passed me, and i smelt a faint smell.. and of course, you always gotta look back.. i looked back, and mother f**kers pants was SOAKED with s**t.. (he was wearing blue slacks, but you can still see the wetness)..
I WAS ROLLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG omg that s**t was HILARIOUSSS!!!.. of course, knowing me, i already told everyone on the first floor
*anyways just thought id post, LUNCH TIME =D
yeaa ill admit thats happened to me before. thought it was a fart and little did i know, it wasnt. its not fun lemme tell ya. thank god it didnt happen at work tho. had a good laugh after the fact when i told me buddies. i knew i shouldn't have eaten that greasy cheesesteak
Ahahahahha! Sure he didn't spill somethin on himself?so like, its about the usual time i go for lunch.. 12:30ish, and like i was in the bathroom, took a piss, washed my hands.. i walk out of the bathroom and down my hall.. (long hallway) all the sudden, one of the salesmans turned a corner and was literally RUNNING down the hall. i was likee... wtf?
well he ran passed me, and i smelt a faint smell.. and of course, you always gotta look back.. i looked back, and mother f**kers pants was SOAKED with s**t.. (he was wearing blue slacks, but you can still see the wetness)..
I WAS ROLLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG omg that s**t was HILARIOUSSS!!!.. of course, knowing me, i already told everyone on the first floor
*anyways just thought id post, LUNCH TIME =D
im sweating my balls off at work....
so yesterday i pulled up to our building and i notice all the reserved parking and handicap signs were ripped out of the ground and placed neatly in a pile. im thinking hum...maybe were getting new signs...go inside, find out some little f**kers ripped all the signs out at night...there was 9 signs ripped out but i dont understand why they just left the s**t stacked up in a nice pile......kids these days losing creativity when it comes to vandalism
so yesterday i pulled up to our building and i notice all the reserved parking and handicap signs were ripped out of the ground and placed neatly in a pile. im thinking hum...maybe were getting new signs...go inside, find out some little f**kers ripped all the signs out at night...there was 9 signs ripped out but i dont understand why they just left the s**t stacked up in a nice pile......kids these days losing creativity when it comes to vandalism
probably to make people think it was a business or contractor that did it, so that way other people would park in different spaces. I'm not gonna lie, if i parked in the same place for a years or so, i'd probabaly think it was fired, or everyone got laid off, somewhere in that category.
hahah when i got to work i was liek umm.....so i parked in the handicap spot made my walk into the building about 1.3777 seconds shorter
PASS! (like the opposite of fail, i wanna start this as a new trend)
"Have you now become so in bitter that you now feel the need to attack the handicapped. .?
and
"the guy's just in a wheel chair, it's not like he's ann frank or something. ."
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wow so precise *applaud*
im really bored. i got tomorrow off so i can go to the nationwide nascar race so today is my Friday and im sticking to my Friday tradition....not doing one productive thing but looking very productive at the same time...typing on here makes me look really good....