most hilarious movie quotes ever...

[JDM melbatoast]

ok post up the funniest movie quotes you have ever heard.....



"I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the s**t out of you! "~ Stepbrothers

"Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner."~Stepbrothers

"f**king Catalina Wine mixer!" ~Stepbrothers


lets see em....

 

[JerseyStrong]

stepbrothers was hilarious

 

[JDM melbatoast]

rippin post some quotes i know you know some funny ones

 

[bizoneoeh]

f**king badass thread!

"You tell anyone, I'll have s**t on my knife, not on my d**k."

-American Me- Juvenile detention center rape scene

"Orale Bonafide! That's a f**king fine comb you got there, you should give it to one of my bitches....."

-Blood in Blood out- Introduction to Folsom prison scene

"Barnes! Barnes! The f**k you think you're doing? You ain't a firing squad you piece of s**t!"

-Platoon- Village fight scene

"Smells like fish but tastes like chicken!"

-La Bamba- Tijuana pimp scene

 

[JDM melbatoast]

platoon....love it!

 

[JDM melbatoast]

wtf is going on with these posts??

 

[oddeb707]

the funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock! -superbad

 

[JDM melbatoast]

"You can't forget this, all right? You got to call them a fag, okay? The game loses all its meaning if you don't humiliate them for being a f**king meat gazer, you got that?" ~ waiting

 

[bizoneoeh]

"Wrong hole fool!"

-Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in Da hood- welfare cheese sex scene

 

[oddeb707]

"you usin' all these big words, since i dont know what they mean.....ima take it as disrespect"- kevin hart 40 year old virgin





"ima need that extended warranty at tho low price of....on the house"

 

[NFR_AP2]

"its not how you stand by your car, its how you race your car, you better learn dat"



"your lucky that 100 shot of nos didnt blow the welds on the intake"

haha lmfao

 

[musezik]

I just want my phone call- Joker On the new Batman

 

[oddeb707]

"your mascot is a sandwich? your the s**t sandwiches!?"-jonah hill accepted

 

[DirtyD]

-Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in Da hood- welfare cheese sex scene

LOL

"I've got a Rapist's wit" - Lloyd Christmas, Dumb and Dumber

"Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left." - Ty Webb, CaddyShack

 

[civicturbo91]

come gary on the kick drum come, come come, thats gary on the kick drum gary, come come on the kick drum. "im not really the kick drum kinda guy, im more of the sit back and watch kinda guy."

-vince vaughn (the break up)

i saw pineapple express last night and it was f**king hilarious but i cant remember any quotes

 

[civicturbo91]

"prepare to suck the cock of karma"- asian guy on pineapple express

 

[honda22]

its game over man, its game over = aliens

 

[DarkCreep]

-American Me- Juvenile detention center rape scene





-Blood in Blood out- Introduction to Folsom prison scene

Seen American Me 4 times in 1 week. I cant stop watching it!! Its such a good movie! Blood in Blood out is good too, but it hella fugging long.

"its not how you stand by your car, its how you race your car, you better learn dat"



"your lucky that 100 shot of nos didnt blow the welds on the intake"

haha lmfao

You d**k... Beat me to it.

Dom: [looking at the junked Toyota Supra being hauled in] I said a ten-*second* car, not a ten-*minute* car.
Jesse: You could push this across the finish line, or tow it.
Dom: You couldn't even tow that across the finish line.
Brian: No Faith.
Dom: I have faith in you, but this isn't a junkyard. This is a garage



Brian: Hey, wait, hold up! I don't have any cash, but I do have the pink slip to my car
Jesse: Wait, you just can't climb in the ring with Ali 'cause you think you box!
Brian: [points to Vince] He *knows* I can box! So check it out, it's like this: If I lose, winner takes my car clean and clear. But if I win, I take the cash, *and* I take the respect!
Dom: [laughing] Respect?
Brian: To some people, that's more important
Dom: ...That your car?

 

[oddeb707]

don't look at ME!- american me $9.99 @ best buy

 

[oddeb707]

"you can trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!"- ben stiller happy gilmore