most hilarious movie quotes ever...

[Beelzebubba]

“It's 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses!....................HIT IT!!!”

Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
[a brief thinking pause while Jake attempts to light a cigarette]
Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter

 

[jokenfu]

Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to f**kin' rock this s**t!
Jonah: What the f**k, man? If I go in there and see f**kin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna f**kin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a s**t and my s**t looked like a f**kin' stuffed animal!

KNOCKED UP

 

[Rand0m]

this thread has WAAAAAY too much ferrell / rogen

the post w/ all the 3 amigo's & pyhton was great....when it comes to funny movie quotes, you almost have to include ALL of "princess bride" - pure comedy genius

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[Slept-n]

^classic^

but let's face it, rogen writes some hilarious s**t..

old woamn in the supermarket: Have fun f**king jules!!
seth: enjoy the remaining years on earth!! -superbad

 

[Beelzebubba]

Gimme' a liter o' cola
A what?
A liter of cola
Do we carry leederacola?
Just order a large Farva
I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter o' cola
I don't know what that is.
Liter is french for gimme' some goddamn cola before i break both vous f**king lips

 

[Bheims]

You don't need to put your P in a V right now,
No, I need to B my L on someone's T's

Forgetting Sarah Marshall - waay better than I anticipated