Zombie Survival Plan... Best place to go

whtcivic93

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if that's the case, i would have to find either a colony to live at, but here's a revised version.....


5. drive to nasa

6. learn how to fly space ship

7. gather remaining hot women, and repopulate mars

im going inergalatic with this s**t
What about the zombies that chase you and end up hanging on for the intergalactic ride? They dont need oxygen because they are dead. And the extreme cold of space wouldnt kill them either. :lol:
 

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What about the zombies that chase you and end up hanging on for the intergalactic ride? They dont need oxygen because they are dead. And the extreme cold of space wouldnt kill them either. :lol:
when i entered space, would enter that atmosphere, and burn the straggalers off, then re-enter space

anymore questions?
 


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Zombie's are crazy cause they slowly, but surely get to you... I say you would have to pick a place with food... Super Walmart would be bad ass if you found a reliable way to barricade yourself in there.
 

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space ship

or

solar powered boat FTW
 


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the super walmart idea is bad, theres wayy too many entries to get in from.. especially if you're there yourself or with a few people, havent you seen the movies? your literally TRAPPED inside, and once the zombies know your there, your f**ked!
 

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duuuuuuuuuuude.

why is thread back??
 

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What about the zombies that chase you and end up hanging on for the intergalactic ride? They dont need oxygen because they are dead. And the extreme cold of space wouldnt kill them either. :lol:
you know, i never understood this, really... when it comes to zombies. they're reanimated, and in order to be that way, they'd have to have some bodily functions OTHER than minimal brain function. a husk cannot get up and walk and s**t, there has to be air and blood for them to move.

extreme cold of space would just freeze them solid, don'tcha think? that pretty much takes care of the problem. :what:
 

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they have blood pumping through them, which they crave for more because it just leaks out of their bodies from all the f**ked up muscles and skin and tissue they have thats not holding it in..
 

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they have blood pumping through them, which they crave for more because it just leaks out of their bodies from all the f**ked up muscles and skin and tissue they have thats not holding it in..
which means they have air. and need air. :what:

i thought they craved body tissue, not blood specifically. OMNOMNOM.
 

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extreme cold of space would just freeze them solid, don'tcha think? that pretty much takes care of the problem. :what:
What happens when you land on mars and they thaw out: :lol: im having too much fun f**kin with people about this.

Arent zombies dead already? or are we not talkin about the dead as s**t ones? :what:
 

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zombies are reanimated... that's... the whole point. but they generally bleed and all that, and my point was that to function at all they'd have to have air and blood and all that jazz.

i wouldn't be surprised if the frozen zombies ended up floating out in space. :lol:
 

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Okay f**k it, zombies snuck into the space shuttle that you hijacked to save the world and humanity from the evil zombies. You land on mars, they follow you onto the surface and eat your ass and turn you into a martian zombie. :shock:

Haha thats the beauty of this thread, we can just keep throwing s**t at eachother lol
 

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Chuck Norris's stunt man's house
ok we all know that chuck norris is way to bad ass to have a stunt man. if he did he wouldn't be chuck norris


when i got on mars 6 years later and zobbies who have been burnt to ash and fronzen in sub-zero space conditions, if they still follow me, which is what a total of like 5 "super" zombies tops, or by this time in the process of esacaping earth they would like re-aminmated frozen ash, which is off the thread topic, because their not zombies anymore , they are now re-anmiatied frozen ash, i would image that reanmiated frozen ash can't hurt me, or it can't make me a zombie

if u want to make a reanimated frozen ash thread go for then we'll talk....
 

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you know, i never understood this, really... when it comes to zombies. they're reanimated, and in order to be that way, they'd have to have some bodily functions OTHER than minimal brain function. a husk cannot get up and walk and s**t, there has to be air and blood for them to move.

extreme cold of space would just freeze them solid, don'tcha think? that pretty much takes care of the problem. :what:
they have blood pumping through them, which they crave for more because it just leaks out of their bodies from all the f**ked up muscles and skin and tissue they have thats not holding it in..
which means they have air. and need air. :what:

i thought they craved body tissue, not blood specifically. OMNOMNOM.
zombies are reanimated... that's... the whole point. but they generally bleed and all that, and my point was that to function at all they'd have to have air and blood and all that jazz.

i wouldn't be surprised if the frozen zombies ended up floating out in space. :lol:

You guys have it all wrong. You need to get your FACTS. The Zombie Survival Guide, by Max Brooks i believe, has all your answers. Zombies don't need air. Yes they will freeze but will thaw and keep eating. They do not get tired. They are not fast either. They will not drown in water and animals will not eat zombies because they are infected, however the water will make them decompose quicker. The only way to kill the zombie is destroying the brain.
Read the book. Good info. =)
 

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burn them .............burn them all
Exactly. Now your talking. but how do we get them all in one place for a mass burning? i guess it depends on how big of an outbreak it is.
 

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so i think it would be a good plan to have massive liquid nitrogen sprayers. that way we could freeze the zombies until we could contain a group and burn them or we could just crush their skulls while they're immobilized.

u guys are just figuring out how to survive.

i'm thinking of a solution. Think about it, even if you survive, there's someone out there who didn't plan properly and who's now a zombie. Even if you kill one zombie, you may prevent hundreds from being spawned.
 

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I'm so happy this thread exists.
 


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