Started life as an immigrant from Korea before taking up work in a sweatshop churning out rubber hemorrhoid rings for the elderly. After five years of servitude, he finally saved enough money to got to community college and get himself an education. His chosen focus of study: cartooning.
Times were tough at first but slowly he refined his craft - drawing a proportional cartoon penis - and was soon a hit amongst the hentai scene. Soon his popularity spread to the point where his fans started sending in pictures of their own penises, which he tacked to the wall in his studio for inspiration on those dark lonely nights spent drawing dongs and the like.
Eventually, surrounded by photos of male genitalia, he hung himself. A note left on the drawing table read: My only regret in life is never quite perfecting my areola proportions - breasts completely elude me.