If your easily offended dont read this. A buddy just sent it to me and I thought it was funny as hell
The teacher told Pepito to use these words in a sentence.
Pepito replies:
1. Cheese
Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.
2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. TEXAS
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. Rectum
I had 2 cars But my wife rectum!
8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'
9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair
11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing
12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop
14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids
The teacher told Pepito to use these words in a sentence.
Pepito replies:
1. Cheese
Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.
2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
4. TEXAS
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
7. Rectum
I had 2 cars But my wife rectum!
8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'
9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair
11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing
12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop
14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids
