Zombie Survival Plan... Best place to go

[Billy.]

^^ the only flaw to that is you couldnt pack 2.2 million corpses in one area. you'd have mountains of zombie corpses which would in turn become a self-contained fortified rotting castle of flesh.. so you might get away with only killing half a million zombies, then the rest couldnt get to you

 

[K2_civic]

^^ the only flaw to that is you couldnt pack 2.2 million corpses in one area. you'd have mountains of zombie corpses which would in turn become a self-contained fortified rotting castle of flesh.. so you might get away with only killing half a million zombies, then the rest couldnt get to you

good point

now he only has to carry 4,000 pounds of 22 shells to the top of the Eiffel Tower

 

[toneekay]

I wouldn't want to be in Paris or anywhere in Europe during this time... It'll be scarey as f**k with all those old school buildings they have and it'll just give you nightmares... That's why I have my magic flying cloud puff... I can fly to wherever the f**k I want...



So now that we have more people viewing and putting in into this thread... Which one of you would f**k a zombie girl with a nice ass and fat tits?

 

[Billy.]

I wouldn't want to be in Paris or anywhere in Europe during this time... It'll be scarey as f**k with all those old school buildings they have and it'll just give you nightmares... That's why I have my magic flying cloud puff... I can fly to wherever the f**k I want...



So now that we have more people viewing and putting in into this thread... Which one of you would f**k a zombie girl with a nice ass and fat tits?

dude half of us have already laid your mom so that's no fun

now if jessica alba was moanin and groanin id put it in . Zombie isnt considered an STD is it?

 

[toneekay]

My mom isn't a zombie, quit playin!

And no, it's not considered an STD, and you WON'T get infected unless she BITES you!

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

The virus can be transmitted by bodily fluids. How do you think you get infected when they bite you?

If her head was blown off, I had a condom, I'd f**k a hot zombies chicks brains o-- er. I'd f**k her.

 

[Billy.]

If her head was blown off, I had a condom, I'd f**k a hot zombies chicks brains o-- er. I'd f**k her.

id put it down the neck hole, just to say i did

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

f**k that dude. Go to an ex's that said "I'll never do anal! EW!" get her to be a zombie, tie her down, do anal in her, and than staple "You lied. You did anal" on her back.

 

[toneekay]

^That's just mean!

 

[K2_civic]

The virus can be transmitted by bodily fluids. How do you think you get infected when they bite you?

If her head was blown off, I had a condom, I'd f**k a hot zombies chicks brains o-- er. I'd f**k her.

Sorry man, but the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks says that the infection is typically transferred by saliva and blood; that no cases of sexual transmission have been reported, so they might be ok, but I'd wrap it up, just in case

I'd suggest not getting head from zombies

 

[whtcivic93]

And heres for a "I just watched Dawn of the Dead and felt like bumping the Zombie thread" bump.

 

[$lick Rick]

1978 dawn of the dead or 2004 dawn of the dead?

if 2004, regular or directors cut?

 

[Billy.]

who played resident evil 5?? fukin badass game

 

[$lick Rick]

RE:5?

slow as f**k, boring graphics, shitty controls, disjointed storyline...... yeah... that game sucked big, fat, sweaty donkey balls

 

[Billy.]

what?! i thought it was tight. i beat it through like 5 times. i unlocked most of the guns and had unlimited ammo and several of them including the mini-gun. that thing just mowed down them crazy african zombies

 

[$lick Rick]

I hated the weapons, I hated the controls for the weapons, and I hated the upgrades.


It should have been a straight RPG, because it was a piss poor excuse for a shooter IMO

 

[ej_EXtasy]

I'd cut down every tree in the redwood forest except for a couple, then build some sweet treehouses and have my dad's 7mm short mag with me. He was hunting last year and there were some coyote running, he shot two of them, blew a softball sized hole for the exit wound.

 

[K2_civic]

I'd cut down every tree in the redwood forest except for a couple, then build some sweet treehouses and have my dad's 7mm short mag with me. He was hunting last year and there were some coyote running, he shot two of them, blew a softball sized hole for the exit wound.

How easy are those shells to find? How are you going to protect yourself while you are cutting down trees? Have you built many treehouses? That's great, a big exit wound, how good are you at headshots? What are you going to eat? What about water? Just one gun, so what are you going to do while your reload?

How many trees are in the redwood forest? You do know that the redwood forest is 534 square kilometers, which is just over 200 square miles. Seems like an awful lot of work to build treehouses. Do you own a lumberjack company or a chainsaw?

Max Brooks - World War Z FTW
If you think the Zombie Survival Guide made you an expert, you are now considered an amateur to everyone that has read World War Z

 

[JerseyStrong]

How easy are those shells to find? How are you going to protect yourself while you are cutting down trees? Have you built many treehouses? That's great, a big exit wound, how good are you at headshots? What are you going to eat? What about water? Just one gun, so what are you going to do while your reload?

How many trees are in the redwood forest? You do know that the redwood forest is 534 square kilometers, which is just over 200 square miles. Seems like an awful lot of work to build treehouses. Do you own a lumberjack company or a chainsaw?

Max Brooks - World War Z FTW
If you think the Zombie Survival Guide made you an expert, you are now considered an amateur to everyone that has read World War Z

you're trying too hard.

 

[ej_EXtasy]

How easy are those shells to find? How are you going to protect yourself while you are cutting down trees? Have you built many treehouses? That's great, a big exit wound, how good are you at headshots? What are you going to eat? What about water? Just one gun, so what are you going to do while your reload?

How many trees are in the redwood forest? You do know that the redwood forest is 534 square kilometers, which is just over 200 square miles. Seems like an awful lot of work to build treehouses. Do you own a lumberjack company or a chainsaw?

Max Brooks - World War Z FTW
If you think the Zombie Survival Guide made you an expert, you are now considered an amateur to everyone that has read World War Z

Okay then, I'll take more guns. If worse comes to worse, I'd kill myself. Big exit wound.