Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

[Mr. Jollypants]

Denied by own girlfriend.

 

[civic209]

Denied by own girlfriend.

lol naw she just had to go
will update when she returns

 

[toneekay]

Me: So when you going to let me tap that?
Alexandra: Lmao!!! Idk.... the only thing im worried bout is it gettin out.
Me: it's okay, i wont tell if you don't. we cant hurt any of our friends feelings haha!
Alexandra: I know, and i heard that you're not an average Asian either!
Me: Oh really? What do you mean?
Alexandra: I heard it's BIG!
Me: haha by who?
Alexandra: Laura.... that was a long time ago.
Me: Haha whatever she was just lying, i think it's small
Alexandra: hahaha! i don't think she's lying
Me: well, we'll just have to see whenever you cum and find out
Alexandra: hahah

 

[jokenfu]

Me: So when you going to let me tap that?
Alexandra: Lmao!!! Idk.... the only thing im worried bout is it gettin out.
Me: it's okay, i wont tell if you don't. we cant hurt any of our friends feelings haha!
Alexandra: I know, and i heard that you're not an average Asian either!
Me: Oh really? What do you mean?
Alexandra: I heard it's BIG!
Me: haha by who?
Alexandra: Laura.... that was a long time ago.
Me: Haha whatever she was just lying, i think it's small
Alexandra: hahaha! i don't think she's lying
Me: well, we'll just have to see whenever you cum and find out
Alexandra: hahah

TEXT LAURA!!! LMAO

 

[toneekay]

I don't have her number anymore, she's over in Iraq as well.

 

[ej8arm]

Me: Hey babe
Her: what?
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: not any time soon
Me: why not!?
Her: you knew what you were getting into when you married me

2nd try
Me: aye girl when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: my sister not givin it up still?

lol

 

[civic209]

lol funny...
well didnt wana risk my relationship with another girl so i tried my lady

(continued from convo)
me: hey umm... i have a serious question
her: good nd u. yea?
me: good too. Its a matter of life and death
her: what happened??
me When are u guna let me tap that? lol
her: is this (me) lol
me: lol yes. so???
her:u worried me at 1st..um idk?
her: when do u want to?
her: nd why are u askin now?
me: you dont know?
me: umm hows bout right now?
me: idk doctor told me yesterday that if i dont do it with you then ill die
her: ok lol. thought u meant seriously
me: it is seriously
me: so yes?
her: i dnt want u to die or nything but i gtg rite now
her: sry baby love u!
me ok

to be continued...

continued!!
her: hey sexy
me: hey
me: so can i?
her: yes you can
me: should i go to your house and ask your parents if i could borrow you for a couple hours? lol
her: not a good idea to ask ill just sneak outta here so how is this saving ur life baby?
me: Oh you know...just doctor gave me all these medical names for it but yea...it has to be done
her: well im all for doctors orders i want to keep u healthy as possible
me: ok he said i have to take u at least twice a day lol
her: lol ok if we find the time

haha sweet

 

[JerseyStrong]

^ you try way too hard.

 

[civic209]

if it wasnt my girl it would have been different.

 

[Ian123]

dude all that doctor bullshit makes it seem like its a joke and thats why shes joking back. you gotta take control and act like your serious about it. unless she lets you beat all the time then thats different. from what i understand you havent put it in her yet?

 

[civic209]

dude cmon if i havent had her yet then i wouldnt have came up with all the doctor crap. just to make it interesting u know

 

[s_crowley 17]

so post pictures then..

 

[civic209]

sry dudes she isnt 18 yet

 

[sf22189]

me: it is seriously

im always being seriously!

damn chicks around here are stuck up... f**king prude bitches

 

[XpL0d3r]

I tried it on my friend's ex-b***h lol...

me: hey I have a question
her: what

(I fell asleep).. next morning

her: what was your question
me: when can I tap that?
her: Yeah f**k you
me: so that's a yes?
her: God no


pwnd.

 

[Billy.]

I tried it on my friend's ex-b***h lol...

me: hey I have a question
her: what

(I fell asleep).. next morning

her: what was your question
me: when can I tap that?
her: Yeah f**k you
me: so that's a yes?
her: God no


pwnd.

i have an update on my work buddy (the intern sophie) hook up. failed.

but on an upnote i did go out last night with some friends and met a tight ass chick named aileen () and we're going to the beach tomorrow w00t. i hear she's kinda a prude, but we'll see

 

[civic209]

i have an update on my work buddy (the intern sophie) hook up. failed.

but on an upnote i did go out last night with some friends and met a tight ass chick named aileen () and we're going to the beach tomorrow w00t. i hear she's kinda a prude, but we'll see

what happened with sophie?? she sounded like a freak

 

[1999stockaccord]

this was a long convo, so I'll start near the question...

Me: yeah its insane, one of my clients daily drivers is a 09 Maserati GranTurismo S
Her: s**t thats awesome! id love to test drive that
Me: Me too, but so far the closest ive come is sitting in the pass seat and hearing it start. no ride.
Her: Your not blonde with big boobs! lol
Me: Neither is his wife, shes brunette with an epic body
Her: Lol nice I have an epic body too. romans wouldve loved me! LOL
Me: So when can I tap that?
Her: So when can I tap dat?
Me: dat too
Her: So can I? Huh huh huh?
Me: Whenever you want!
Her: I'll tap that with a 2x4!
Me: So whens John going to take the kid out of town??
Her: Dunno. Why?
Me: So I can tap that! I don't do dudes and kids.
Her: You cant even tap the side of a mailbox, lol!
Me: hahahhahahaha This is so going on clubcivic.
Her: LMAO!!!!

 

[projektej8]

me: hey baby when you gonna let me tap that
her: excuse me
me: when you gonna let me tap it?
her: you may have already
me: haha but what about doin it again?
her: mm idk if you deserve this
me: why not?
her: well im savin it
me: wtf for?
her: idk
me: sounds to me like you want it
her: ill give it to you tuesday
me: word its a date
her: you know you dont have to ask



haha my girl of a year and a half

i guess i cheated

 

[31dev31]

I dont have any other girls I would wanna risk my relationship with in my contacts...