Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

[somejaykid]

ok...round 2: 30min ago. different name...just dont' want to make the same mistake again lol

me: so i have a question.
her: what's up boo
me: when can i hit that?
her: LOL
me: come on.
her: umm when you buy me a nice dinner
me: how does in-n-out sound? lol
her: lol. somewhere fancy and romantic
me: i'm just tryin to hit that, would you rather have the money i would pay for dinner? jk...fine
her: anything...so u treat me to a nice dinner and lead me back to ur room and it will be worth ittt
me: oohhhrrrrrlllyyy
her: oooohhhhrrrrrlllyyy!!!!

ok so she's not fat at all she actuallylooks good lol. but she seems to want to eat all the time lol. might be a fat ass when she gets older. oh well...GOOD FOR NOW!!!

pics of say girl or it didn't happend

 

[31dev31]

she's charging you a meal for sex lol

Maybe the guy can just cook the dinner and save money that way?

 

[civic209]

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[s_crowley 17]

idk i just dont see the point, someone explain this to me... seriously...

 

[R3dline]

Maybe the guy can just cook the dinner and save money that way?

or eat at the Y

 

[Kaotic_Zeus]

dude the point is

to have a good laugh to see what the other person says about the question

or getting lucky and actually getting laid because of a stupid joke hahaha

 

[jokenfu]

pics of say girl or it didn't happend

HERE YOU GO...

ANY TO EVERYONE ELSE...POST OR IT DIDNT' HAPPEN LOL

 

[jokenfu]

and i forgot to add this one...so dinner at the Y is very possible

 

[brittanyx92]

aww, says they're all unavailableeee =[

 

[CRXsiterror]

because that almost worked.

 

[jokenfu]

s**t ok hold up
i deleted the file from my flickr...let me put them back

 

[TaNk00VsM]

haha i did it to my friend hes a huge homophob

me goodmorning
him buenoz diaz
me i have a question for you
him whats that?
me when are u gonna let me tap that
him im not u fruit
me so ill take that as a maybe???
him you can take that as "id rather take my finger make a chocolate Popsicle, and feed it to a homeless man, than f**k you.

haha super homophob

 

[jokenfu]

Fixed!!!!

 

[anfrey]

and i forgot to add this one...so dinner at the Y is very possible

i love eating lunch down at the Y

 

[jon31562]

me: hey girl when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: ha!
me:come on! please
Her:no response
Me: hey damnit answer me b***h!
Her:f**k off jon...
me:fine cunt

next...

Me:whats up hottie?
Her:mothing much. whats up?
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: what time you get off tonight?
Me: one
Her: ok then at two

lol Score

 

[Wolfy]

I was thinking about participating in this, but the logistics of asking a Japanese girl if I can "tap that" are just all wrong.

 

[brittanyx92]

HERE YOU GO...

ANY TO EVERYONE ELSE...POST OR IT DIDNT' HAPPEN LOL

she doesn't look half bad. have fun!
i'm thinking about texting a few of my friends. i'll post again with the convo =]

 

[brittanyx92]

my friend desiree who is fairly sexy. yay for bisexual tendencies!!

me: hey gorgeous
her: hello my love. howre you?
me: good. i have a question to ask you.
her: yes ma'am?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: hahaha! omg that was so unexpected! not tonight and idk about this weekend because of work. let's go before school?
me: sounds good ;]



SCOREEEEEE!

 

[TaNk00VsM]

she looks better in the frist 2 pictures

 

[jokenfu]

she's actually really cute in real person...but f**k dinner lol. her voice is annoying. she sounds like charlyne yi but with a high pitched voice. (sounds good in bed...but DONT' TALK!!!) LOL

and Brittany - REALLY??? OH MY!!! LOL

PIX OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!!1 LOL HAHA