How to prevent intruders from getting in my back yard.

NFR_AP2

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id say but something on the cans...like honey or just something so when they touch it they get stuff on their hands
 

Hecz

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alot of people. Deposit is high in some states. Here in MI, it's 10¢ per can
ah, yea i forgot about that. in Chicago f**kers steal gutters. pos's
 


toneekay

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id say but something on the cans...like honey or just something so when they touch it they get stuff on their hands
^This...

Cum on all the cans!
 

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:rolf: hahah. your f**king crazy.
 


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oh. people don't normally do that? :oops:
 

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problem solved. they wont get away from that. none of those f**kers would set foot in your yard again lol
 

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rasor wire just under the back side of the fence. Electrified cattle wire (hurts really bad) around entry points to the yard including teh top of the fence... then set up a camera and post what you record here
 

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rasor wire just under the back side of the fence. Electrified cattle wire (hurts really bad) around entry points to the yard including teh top of the fence... then set up a camera and post what you record here
lawsuit lawsuit lawsuit!!!!



you have to make it not so obvious ;) like putting something around the cans they can trip on then throwing broken glass all over. Kind of extreme for cans being stolen but hey!... you can get hurt as well.
 

Hazy3gs

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no one goes in my back yard. i have a 23 lb jack russel pit mix, 70 lb belgian malinois, and a 100lb pit.



 

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put an electrified wire over you fance, a bear tramp right next to the fance, put a motion activated gun, pieces of broken glass and fragmentation granades on the cans, wait for the guy on the window and enjoy the show, keep with you a knife just in case if the guy is still alive
 

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depending on the fence....

it you say its a tall wood fence... you can get a box of nails... and start on the inside of the fence.. .and hammer the nails upward and through the other side... right at the top... will make spikes... its cheap barbwire...

an electric fence inst a bad idea... they are pretty cheap at tractor supply..


the honey idea is not bad either.... nor is anything else... like used axle grease, battery acid! corn syrup<<< clear... and will attract bees.

other than that.... motion lights and dogs are about the best your going to be able to do... besides... having a dog in your family is a good thing... im not talking like a poodle... or some thing like that...
 

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depending on the fence....

it you say its a tall wood fence... you can get a box of nails... and start on the inside of the fence.. .and hammer the nails upward and through the other side... right at the top... will make spikes... its cheap barbwire...
I'm pretty sure you can't do that nor an electric fence. that is if you live in city limits.






I mean s**t, instead of being a pussy, just wait up for the kids like I said and tell them to stop. I'm sure they will. ;)
 

Billy.

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just post a sign "I'M WATCHING YOU" and leave a geico googly eye laying on the ground :shock:




don't leave money in it of course :lol:
 

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haha thanks guys, i guess i'm gonna go get me a motion dedection light once i get paid tomorrow. As for the cans, they've done it before. I had like about 5 trash bags full of can, f**kers took two. Yah it's just cans but the cans can lead to other more vaulable items. Once I caught them early around 9 chased them down the street into an ally. Had to stop because i would of been late to class. And yesterday they came back around 1 pm in the AFTERNOON!, i was at school, luckly my mom caught them trying to get in and they ran away. thanks for the inputs guys!
 

toneekay

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Cum on the top of the bags, around the area where you grab it. Just cum a lot right there; it should stay wet a little... If you can't produce semen and have a few days, PM Billy. I hear he's got a few jars of cum stacked up in his fridge.
 

toneekay

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Go for the cum idea; it's cheaper.
 


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