Tickets/Cop Stories.

GooseS2000

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well after reading about ej_EXtasy story, lets see how many tickets everyone has got and post stories up your cop stories. lol

i've gotten 2speeding and 1reckless driving. :???:
 

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1 ticket for "following to close" there was about 2 car lengths between me and the car in front of me..and i had my blinker on trying to switch lanes to go to work.

Deputy Dutch Bag on a bike pulls a U-turn, flips his lights while im already half way into the next lane so i pull over, he then proceeds to say do u know what u did wrong? as i start to say i have no idea, he cuts me off and says me and the 2 guys in front of me were all way to close..wtf? 2 car lengths in a 30mph zone???

Cops never even found the guy that rear ended me at a red light :/ when i gave them 5 digits off the plates, and the make/model w/ a basic description of the driver..

I hate cops..
 


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1 for careless operations. $150 fine no points - 70mph in a 55

1 for reckless driving. $450 and 6pts, also detained for 3 hours at the city detention center. $100 to get my car back - 110+mph in a 55 construction zone and illegal lane changes

1 for illegal headlight color ticket. $260 fix-it

ive been pulled over about half a dozen other times for various reasons, but never ticketed. my last driving infraction was over 5 years ago. the headlight ticket was about a year ago
 
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1 speeding, 91 in 60. found a good lawyer, no points on license or insurance.

clean slate so far, been pulled over for other various reasons but only one ticket so far......trying to keep it that way...
 


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None. but I have potentials haha

1. Speeding going 60 in a 45 in a business area [ late for work ] Got pulled over right in front of work. told the officer where I worked and pointed at my manager staring at me at the window with the finger LOL [ Sooo glad I worked at In N Out at that time ]

2. Speeding / Carpool, Passed up a slow ass cop on the carpool going 85 while traffic was going 70 and after I passed him, I turned into the lane he was in and thats what i thought. WTF did I just do. Passed up a cop in carpool hrs and went right in front of him afterwards. LOL [ Told him I was late for work and he asked where? I said. In N Out ..MUHAHA got out of it.]
 

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Mine just show how retard the system has gotten

pulled over in a 30 doing 32, got a warning, and the cop said I would had gotten a ticket if he hadn't seen my college parking permit in my window.

got a $10 parking ticket for "parking in an unmarked no parking zone" those were the exact words on the ticket. I guess they just got bored/or just hate hondas
 

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um 3 in one shot no seat belt,racing,something ells. i was facing 7 points got none.thnx lawyer

what me and the lawyer said to the judge was im a commercial driver and i will lose my job if i get any points. sucker....... lol
 

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10 Times pulled over... 3 tickets ISSUED, 0 tickets withheld =)

1. 55mph in a 30mph zone. I was under 18 (illegal to driver past midnight) it was 10:30... Cop said I must have been in a rush to get home before 12 (I was less than 5 mins away), and let me off with verbal warning.

2. 45mph in a 30mph zone. On my way to pick up my girl for school. Cop gave me a huge lecture about insurance and gave me written warning. We were late for school.

3. Blue LED Licence plate light. Pulled over by state trooper. Said I was lucky he didn't arrest me for "impersonating a police vehicle".. $25 fine. Got rid of the light and appealed it. Won.

4. Stop sign violation. Didn't stop for 2 seconds (officer counted only 1 second). $25 fine (he knocked it down to failure to obey sign, town bylaw violation. I appealed anyways and won.

5. Headlight out. I fried an HID ballast and was waiting for replacement. He pulled me over where there was no shoulder so he made me drive a mile ahead where there was one (for safety), with him behind me the whole time with flashing lights. I felt VIP. Written warning.

6. Headlight (still out). This time in NY. I explained to him I was pulled over the day before, and was waiting for ballast. Verbal warning.

7. Failure to stop for emergency vehicle. Cop on SIDE of the road with flashing lights, didn't know he was trying to pull out. He pulled out behind me after I drove past, pulled me over, yelled at me, then went and sat in a parking lot for over an hour with another cop, talking. Verbal warning.

8. Exhaust violation (in NY). Pulled over by two cops for some reason in a shitty little village. Cop asked me if I liked Fast & Furious. Said he pulled me over for illegal tint, then cited me for exhaust instead. $351 ticket. I appealed, told the cop/judge I replaced the exhaust even though I didn't. I won, ticket removed. Was put on 6 months probation from going through the village (it's the shortest connecting way between NY and MA for me). Whatever, I went around it for 6 months.

9. 46mph in a 30 mph zone on Memorial Day. Got me on radar (I have a detector, which went off after I drove by him lol). He was nice, and (jokingly) asked how my radar detector worked soo good. Verbal warning.

10. Delivered pizza to local mall and parked in emergency only zone (didn't read the sign lol). Cop yelled at me , then let me go. Then before I could leave pulled back over and told me he was writing me a ticket. Confused, I asked why... because my license plate bulb was out. I explained to him my lights weren't on yet, so those lights would be on. He asked me to prove it. I did. So he said have an nice day. f**k off, douche.

That's it... lol. I can say for 10 times I'm pretty lucky to not have any tickets (other than warning).
 

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I got a ticket for racing a cop...

He pulled me over at first because I had no front plate... Then he asked if I wanted to race his cruiser (was a charger), he wrote me a ticket for no front plate and then was like "if you race me and win, I'll trash my copy of the ticket and you can carry on. But if you lose, then you have to fix the front plate citation before I turn in the copy."

I said f**k it, and raced his ass... I put busssss lengthhhhhssss on his ass! Haha!
 

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^^ no. no you didnt. :slap:

would be fun though :lol:
 

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Yea, sometimes I just want to try to run from the police... JUST TO SEE how far I'd get haha!
 

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i ran from a GA cop once on interstate 95 coming back from florida about 3am. he was on the back side of a small overpass and i passed him doing about 90. there was no traffic on the road at all so i killed the headlights, flipped on my driving lights that i had at the time so i could see, and punched the throttle til i hit about 130 and just held it there for like 2 minutes til i couldnt see blue lights anymore. i've never had so much adrenaline run through my veins before :lol:. needless to say i got through GA pretty quickly
 

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ehh some fags literally were ahead of us in teh drive through, we were minding our own business laughin bout somethin when they thought we were talkin s**t so they started talkin s**t to us, so naturally we let em have it verbally......... next thing we know theres a cop in front of me to the right, i see one in my rear view mirror, i pull up to get my food and like 5 more surround me.

All drew their weapons instructed me to throw the keys out the window and walk backward w/my hands on my head, and put me in the squad car

Lil f**kers told em we pulled a gun on em, soooooooooo Pissed, yeah we got Pwned........
 

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BWAHAHAHAHAH damn they fukin got you good. you get charged with anything?
 

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BWAHAHAHAHAH damn they fukin got you good. you get charged with anything?
Nope let us go, we didn't do s**t...

the guy i had in the back seat had a pipe on him i knew nothing about, he hid it under my seat, so cops thought it was mine i'd never seen it in my life, they just made me smash the pipe and throw it in the sewer, they let us go lol,


I was starved, it took like 45 mins and my fries were now cold i didn't get one bite in I was pissed bout that too lol
 

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i ran from a GA cop once on interstate 95 coming back from florida about 3am. he was on the back side of a small overpass and i passed him doing about 90. there was no traffic on the road at all so i killed the headlights, flipped on my driving lights that i had at the time so i could see, and punched the throttle til i hit about 130 and just held it there for like 2 minutes til i couldnt see blue lights anymore. i've never had so much adrenaline run through my veins before :lol:. needless to say i got through GA pretty quickly
you got some balls my friennd, and so did your car :thumbup:
 

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you got some balls my friennd, and so did your car :thumbup:
i used to have balls. now i tell everyone to keep it on the track :lol:
 


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