***Looking back on 2009...
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heres sumthin that happened to me @ my old job which was kinda funny....
I used to work weekends by myself in this lil office building. NO ONE was usually their on weekends. The owners of my job kept track of us via web cam and also required you to clock out completely just to go to the bathroom. retarded. So I happened to be sick one weekend and had been drinking OJ all day to flush my system out. After clocking out for the 5th time just to take a piss i got tired of it. So i pissed in the trash can in the next office and would clean/take care of it b4 I left. low and behold the cleaning guy comes in and starts cleaning the offices. He usually comes on mondays so I was totally blindsided. I had the trash can outside the office door and when he came up he stops....looks @ the trash and asks me. " what is the roof leaking?" My response " yeah man I guess so. It was there when I got here...."
IVE NEVER TRIED NOT TO LAUGH SO HARD IN MY F@CKING LIFE!!!!!!
I did kinda fell bad but hey, what are ya gonna do?
I used to work weekends by myself in this lil office building. NO ONE was usually their on weekends. The owners of my job kept track of us via web cam and also required you to clock out completely just to go to the bathroom. retarded. So I happened to be sick one weekend and had been drinking OJ all day to flush my system out. After clocking out for the 5th time just to take a piss i got tired of it. So i pissed in the trash can in the next office and would clean/take care of it b4 I left. low and behold the cleaning guy comes in and starts cleaning the offices. He usually comes on mondays so I was totally blindsided. I had the trash can outside the office door and when he came up he stops....looks @ the trash and asks me. " what is the roof leaking?" My response " yeah man I guess so. It was there when I got here...."
IVE NEVER TRIED NOT TO LAUGH SO HARD IN MY F@CKING LIFE!!!!!!
I did kinda fell bad but hey, what are ya gonna do?
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-Brought the new year in wearing a kilt at hogmanay in scotland
-Graduated college with my B.S. in Psychology
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-Was hired for a great job as a children's fitness instructor
-Made it to a positive end on a year long battle to save a cat's life
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Yep, I'd say it was a pretty good year for me
-Graduated college with my B.S. in Psychology
-Applied to graduate Ph D Programs
-Was hired for a great job as a children's fitness instructor
-Made it to a positive end on a year long battle to save a cat's life
-Celebrated 2 and a half years with my girlfriend
-Will see the end of 2009 from Tokyo doing god knows what
Yep, I'd say it was a pretty good year for me
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heres sumthin that happened to me @ my old job which was kinda funny....
I used to work weekends by myself in this lil office building. NO ONE was usually their on weekends. The owners of my job kept track of us via web cam and also required you to clock out completely just to go to the bathroom. retarded. So I happened to be sick one weekend and had been drinking OJ all day to flush my system out. After clocking out for the 5th time just to take a piss i got tired of it. So i pissed in the trash can in the next office and would clean/take care of it b4 I left. low and behold the cleaning guy comes in and starts cleaning the offices. He usually comes on mondays so I was totally blindsided. I had the trash can outside the office door and when he came up he stops....looks @ the trash and asks me. " what is the roof leaking?" My response " yeah man I guess so. It was there when I got here...."
IVE NEVER TRIED NOT TO LAUGH SO HARD IN MY F@CKING LIFE!!!!!!
I did kinda fell bad but hey, what are ya gonna do?
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That's so f**ked up! I would've just walked to the bathroom you lazy f**k!heres sumthin that happened to me @ my old job which was kinda funny....
I used to work weekends by myself in this lil office building. NO ONE was usually their on weekends. The owners of my job kept track of us via web cam and also required you to clock out completely just to go to the bathroom. retarded. So I happened to be sick one weekend and had been drinking OJ all day to flush my system out. After clocking out for the 5th time just to take a piss i got tired of it. So i pissed in the trash can in the next office and would clean/take care of it b4 I left. low and behold the cleaning guy comes in and starts cleaning the offices. He usually comes on mondays so I was totally blindsided. I had the trash can outside the office door and when he came up he stops....looks @ the trash and asks me. " what is the roof leaking?" My response " yeah man I guess so. It was there when I got here...."
IVE NEVER TRIED NOT TO LAUGH SO HARD IN MY F@CKING LIFE!!!!!!
I did kinda fell bad but hey, what are ya gonna do?
heres sumthin that happened to me @ my old job which was kinda funny....
I used to work weekends by myself in this lil office building. NO ONE was usually their on weekends. The owners of my job kept track of us via web cam and also required you to clock out completely just to go to the bathroom. retarded. So I happened to be sick one weekend and had been drinking OJ all day to flush my system out. After clocking out for the 5th time just to take a piss i got tired of it. So i pissed in the trash can in the next office and would clean/take care of it b4 I left. low and behold the cleaning guy comes in and starts cleaning the offices. He usually comes on mondays so I was totally blindsided. I had the trash can outside the office door and when he came up he stops....looks @ the trash and asks me. " what is the roof leaking?" My response " yeah man I guess so. It was there when I got here...."
IVE NEVER TRIED NOT TO LAUGH SO HARD IN MY F@CKING LIFE!!!!!!
I did kinda fell bad but hey, what are ya gonna do?
hahahahaha thats hilarious s**t
have yall noticed this thread is mostly about piss lol
hahaha good thread
lol, after 3 surgeries i think i have the colon of an 85 year old war veteren! I've had more fingers and contraptions stuck up my butt than a gay man.
TMI.....
yea...probably.