so this summer i bought my car, i knew how to drive stick but i wasnt good at it at all, my dad wanted me to pull in his driveway in reverse and his drive way is like a big hill welll when i was goin up i ended up hittin his house took out my mirror and put i big ass scratch on my door lol just something ima always remember specially when i look at his house lol
***Looking back on 2009...
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I tried shaving my balls once. Worst idea I ever had.
Just gotta keep at er....it gets better as you go
lol great memory! I backed into a dumpster when i was 16. still think about it at 37. Im sure your dad will never let you forget it.
my junior year of highschool we were on our way back on the football bus from a state playoff game. it was four hours away and unfortunately we lost =/.. but my team mate fell asleep beside another player.. it was like 12 at night and everyone was asleep.. the player woke up and had to piss like crazy so he pissed in a gatorade bottle while his team mate was asleep beside him. well eventually he fell back asleep and the other guy woke up thirsty as s**t.. he grabbed the gatorade bottle and drank two big gulps and spit it everywhere.. it was so f**kin funny haha
- survived worse IED i've been blown up in
- made it back to the usa again (thank god)
- knocked wifey up
- got out of military
- moved back to the NW
- had a baby boy
- made 430whp on the dyno
- cried during funeral procession for 4 Lakewood Police officers killed at a coffee shop
- threw a party when we found out the guy who killed the cops was dead
- signed up for school
- going to spend the first christmas with my family in 5 years
- made it back to the usa again (thank god)
- knocked wifey up
- got out of military
- moved back to the NW
- had a baby boy
- made 430whp on the dyno
- cried during funeral procession for 4 Lakewood Police officers killed at a coffee shop
- threw a party when we found out the guy who killed the cops was dead
- signed up for school
- going to spend the first christmas with my family in 5 years
lol nahh he wont he always makes fun of me when im about to pull in his driveway he tells me too look out my mirrors and to try not hittin his house
thanks bro. just keep those guys who are over there in mind during the holidays
lol funny s**t
- survived worse IED i've been blown up in
thats crazzy glad your good tho!
doing a convoy, driving through little village, first 4 vehicles drive through this alley no issues, as soon as we turn onto this kinda main road....boom. huge flash, couldnt see s**t, couldnt hear s**t, truck starts to fill with smoke. jump out, seek shelter, check to make sure everyone is okay...the medic freaks out because hes got a gash on his arm... basically we hit a remote controlled roadside bomb. f**kin durka durka's trying to take us out
-I gave birth to my daughter in January during a snow storm.
-I watched her accomplish all the major milestones while going back to work full-time.
-My husband's great-aunt passed away on my birthday. We left the next day on vacation to see my parents in NC.
-Me and my husband survived our first year Anni (marriage) in July.
-Our mutual friend seprated from his wife with two children. We kinda felt guilty because it was the last straw for him after me and his wife had a playdate go wrong. She took off and left me in the house with my daughter without saying a word where she was going. He called my husband the next day and said he moved out and was staying at his parents. He is now a part of our extended family.
-My best friend from college lost her father to cancer in Aug. I was her support from a distance.
-My husband's grandmother passed away in Oct. She was 94 and 3 weeks shy of her 95th birthday. We were suppose to go on vacation to NC that week. We then realized within a year we had 3 funerals in the family. (Hubby's cousin passed away last Thanksgiving day. The her mother passed in April. Her sister passed away in Oct. All 6 months apart.)
-I was offered a better position at work to where me and my husband's schedules don't clash.
-I hosted my first immediate family thanksgiving that turned out like "A Christmas Story". I pre-ordered a fully cooked turkey through our local grocery store to make it easier since my parents were visiting from NC and my father-in-laws first holiday without his family. I was trying to make it all perfect. I go to pick up the turkey with my father and a soliciter appoaches us. My father goes off on the woman telling her off and to get a f**king job instead of begging. We get the turkey home finally. I open the box and EVERYTHING is FROZEN! WTF?????????? I was under the impression the turkey was COOKED and was HOT and ready to serve and just maybe it needed to be preheated. I then proceed to punch a hole in the wall, which was the main support beam holding the roof up.
Dispite me throwing a temper tantrum, my mother chimes in by singing "FRAH FRAH FRAH RAH RAH RAAAHHHHHH". I wanted to throw her out of my house. We ended up having a really great ham dinner.
-15 Black Friday brawls at our store was nothing to f**k with. These people mean business out here in the subburbs!
-A few old friends come back in my life and one confesses his love to me the day after his divorce is finalized. LOL...
-We closed on a house as of Wednesday and move into a 3 bed 2 bad house with detached 2 1/2 car garage tomorrow! Hubby buys a snow blower after 5 years of living up here without one, to celebrate.
-Can't believe my daughter will be a year in 3 weeks. Small party with my friends and ice cream cake.
-I watched her accomplish all the major milestones while going back to work full-time.
-My husband's great-aunt passed away on my birthday. We left the next day on vacation to see my parents in NC.
-Me and my husband survived our first year Anni (marriage) in July.
-Our mutual friend seprated from his wife with two children. We kinda felt guilty because it was the last straw for him after me and his wife had a playdate go wrong. She took off and left me in the house with my daughter without saying a word where she was going. He called my husband the next day and said he moved out and was staying at his parents. He is now a part of our extended family.
-My best friend from college lost her father to cancer in Aug. I was her support from a distance.
-My husband's grandmother passed away in Oct. She was 94 and 3 weeks shy of her 95th birthday. We were suppose to go on vacation to NC that week. We then realized within a year we had 3 funerals in the family. (Hubby's cousin passed away last Thanksgiving day. The her mother passed in April. Her sister passed away in Oct. All 6 months apart.)
-I was offered a better position at work to where me and my husband's schedules don't clash.
-I hosted my first immediate family thanksgiving that turned out like "A Christmas Story". I pre-ordered a fully cooked turkey through our local grocery store to make it easier since my parents were visiting from NC and my father-in-laws first holiday without his family. I was trying to make it all perfect. I go to pick up the turkey with my father and a soliciter appoaches us. My father goes off on the woman telling her off and to get a f**king job instead of begging. We get the turkey home finally. I open the box and EVERYTHING is FROZEN! WTF?????????? I was under the impression the turkey was COOKED and was HOT and ready to serve and just maybe it needed to be preheated. I then proceed to punch a hole in the wall, which was the main support beam holding the roof up.
Dispite me throwing a temper tantrum, my mother chimes in by singing "FRAH FRAH FRAH RAH RAH RAAAHHHHHH". I wanted to throw her out of my house. We ended up having a really great ham dinner. -15 Black Friday brawls at our store was nothing to f**k with. These people mean business out here in the subburbs!
-A few old friends come back in my life and one confesses his love to me the day after his divorce is finalized. LOL...
-We closed on a house as of Wednesday and move into a 3 bed 2 bad house with detached 2 1/2 car garage tomorrow! Hubby buys a snow blower after 5 years of living up here without one, to celebrate.
-Can't believe my daughter will be a year in 3 weeks. Small party with my friends and ice cream cake.
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Wow, that s**t's pretty damn intense! Everyone made it out okay I assume? Damn, you guys need to be on the look out for anything right? Crazy s**t!!!
WOW, glad to see your year had many interesting twists! I'd post up everything about my year, but I've yet gotten to... Been lazy, LOL and I'm OP..
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Damn Connie, that was one hell of a year.
thank god (seriously) that everyone made it out alive. it was the worst i've been in. they never found who set it off...but all i can say is i wish i had the chance to be 1 on 1 in a room with him/her
