Another hilarious craigslist ad

[DarkCreep]

^^why? If someone was in their decent mind, they would want calls. Frickin idiots these days.

Judging by your post you dont sell much on craigslist.

Post a fixed up Civic on Craigslist and you get calls ALL f**king DAY LONG by punk ass 16 year olds asking if the car has "VTEC" and if its "FAST" and their mommy only gave them so much money and yadda yadda.


fuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Voltio]

Judging by your post you dont sell much on craigslist.

Post a fixed up Civic on Craigslist and you get calls ALL f**king DAY LONG by punk ass 16 year olds asking if the car has "VTEC" and if its "FAST" and their mommy only gave them so much money and yadda yadda.


fuuuuuuuuuuu

no need to be "suck a d**k" geeeesh...

 

[R3dline]

 

[mahalo]

^^^Mr f**king Jollypants

 

[oc_civic]

like the past four or five topics i have read that you have posted a reply to, your always saying "negative" things and quite frankly being a douche bag... thats all, just an observation

you confuse the truth with negativity..

what kind of car do you have? what setup are you running.. STATING the fact that the car YOU are making fun of is LIKELY faster than YOUR car is NOT something that makes him a d**k.. hes NOT mocking you.. he is SIMPLY saying something like "your car is far from done... do you really need to be mocking some turbo car just because its painted stupid and has silly doors"

imagine the surprise of some "clean/JDM civic" owner as they point and mock it at a light ONLY to find out its MUCH faster than they are...

NOW that is assuming its even fast... anyone who would do all that work and choose an auto trans is either an idiot OR someone who has some issue with 5 speed.. so its really a toss up.. the car MIGHT be a complete hunk of s**t..

but the moral of the story..

if you drive some fairly stock civic.. and you want to pick some car to mock and make fun of.. you MIGHT want to pick one that not only LOOKS stupid, but ALSO lacks any performance parts.. this would make the post more reasonable....

 

[oc_civic]

^^why? If someone was in their decent mind, they would want calls. Frickin idiots these days.

craigs list add i posted..

*shell for sale NEED a flatbed.. car has NO suspension and NO motor NO trans.. it is JUST a shell.."

and these are the types of emails i got.. ALL day..

"yo dats shell yu selling its setup fo vtec?"

"yo iz dat shell gots da setup for turbo?"

"i can come get dat shell dis weekend? But i dont gots insurance you think i can drive it jus till i get home?"

 

[mahalo]

you confuse the truth with negativity..

what kind of car do you have? what setup are you running.. STATING the fact that the car YOU are making fun of is LIKELY faster than YOUR car is NOT something that makes him a d**k.. hes NOT mocking you.. he is SIMPLY saying something like "your car is far from done... do you really need to be mocking some turbo car just because its painted stupid and has silly doors"

imagine the surprise of some "clean/JDM civic" owner as they point and mock it at a light ONLY to find out its MUCH faster than they are...

NOW that is assuming its even fast... anyone who would do all that work and choose an auto trans is either an idiot OR someone who has some issue with 5 speed.. so its really a toss up.. the car MIGHT be a complete hunk of s**t..

but the moral of the story..

if you drive some fairly stock civic.. and you want to pick some car to mock and make fun of.. you MIGHT want to pick one that not only LOOKS stupid, but ALSO lacks any performance parts.. this would make the post more reasonable....

stop being "suck a d**k" OC your gonna make someone cry

 

[projektej8]

A friend once told me that every time a Honda hits vtec, and angel gets its wings. Well every time the doors open on that car, a Japanese girl gets chlamydia

 

[oddeb707]

Perma ban for op and 98 ek....?

 

[Lopez619]

Perma ban for op and 98 ek....?

aren't they the same person?




this thread is win

 

[vjf915]

Everyone wants that for me what gives?

i need that target logo as my avi again

Yea I dont get it either.....you get banned and we get like 10 fanboys who take your avatar and put it up as theirs, post pictures of miata's in the sickets rides thread, and circle jerk while saying your name. Then you are back.....and everyone wants you banned


Anyway, this thread is awesome!!!

 

[oddeb707]

aren't they the same person?




this thread is win

I must have confused him with the other guy that made the other thread about the same thing.

perma-ban nonetheless.

 

[lethal6]

craigs list add i posted..

*shell for sale NEED a flatbed.. car has NO suspension and NO motor NO trans.. it is JUST a shell.."

and these are the types of emails i got.. ALL day..

"yo dats shell yu selling its setup fo vtec?"

"yo iz dat shell gots da setup for turbo?"

"i can come get dat shell dis weekend? But i dont gots insurance you think i can drive it jus till i get home?"

Uggh. I know your pain.

How about when you post parts and say that this is ALL you have and you still get emails asking for parts that aren't on there. For instance, I had motor and suspension parts and I would get emails asking if I had a console or door panels.

How about when you have a car listed and you get the stupid trade emails. 2 of the better ones I got were "I have a Ford Zr2 that is in good condition. Trade straight up?" and "I have an old Dodge Ram pick up. Little rust, little 4 wheeling damage runs decent". Sad thing is I put NO TRADES on the ad.

 

[ekracer_83]

this is hatch is not so bad beside from the coupe. this one has better potential.

 

[oc_civic]

Uggh. I know your pain.

How about when you post parts and say that this is ALL you have and you still get emails asking for parts that aren't on there. For instance, I had motor and suspension parts and I would get emails asking if I had a console or door panels.

How about when you have a car listed and you get the stupid trade emails. 2 of the better ones I got were "I have a Ford Zr2 that is in good condition. Trade straight up?" and "I have an old Dodge Ram pick up. Little rust, little 4 wheeling damage runs decent". Sad thing is I put NO TRADES on the ad.

this IS true when i was selling parts the emails were even worse...

"civic parts for sale..getting out of imports, looking to buy a mustang"

"yo you want to trade dat roll cage for a y8 turbo manifold?"

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

You should've said yes, met him, slapped them with a fish, and took the y8 turbo manifold and let with your roll cage and the mani.