^^ The horse farm is my favorite one. Plus, anything that starts out along the lines of, "I need a ride to so-and-so in order to take care of my third DUI...". Every one of his first-reply emails is an astonishing epitaph to the old adage, "if it sounds too good to be true...". Guess nobody really thinks that anymore, at least not the dumbfucks on craigslist.
Now:
Before lightning (act of god):
vv
After lightning (again, god):
Somewhere, the creator of the universe (and although unrelated, along with all of Brasil in a spectacular tie-in to giant Jesus statues and yesterday's win against shady little North Korea), is shouting GOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!