You know you drive a Honda when...

[Jersey8]

...when you make an real attempt to hide your wheel key and not just in the glove box.
...when you have an assorted pack of fuses, zipties and haynes manuals to civics you dont even own in your backseat

lol i like this one.

...when your just driving normally and trying to get somewhere and cars try to race you or won't let you pass them

 

[JdmPrncss]

hahaha aawesome thread. Glad to see JDMPrincess is still holding things down in off topic


57 Posts my ass, you are well over 1.5K

Haha I know right?! If off topic counted I'd be on up there with my numbers! Lol

 

[NIKE H34D]

...When you know every other car on the street thinks because you modify your 91 hatchback civic you must think it is a racecar

 

[Raabe]

...when you see a Mustang GT, and think, "So what if your faster, i didnt pay out the ass for my civic, and its almost as fast.. :"

 

[civicSIcoupe]

...when you see a mustang gt, and think, "so what if your faster, i didnt pay out the ass for my civic, and its almost as fast.. :"

yes!

 

[00_Civic_Si]

...when you see a Mustang GT, and think, "So what if your faster, i didnt pay out the ass for my civic, and its almost as fast.. :"

Expecially when kids get mad when you keep up with their automatic.. v6.. mustang, if not beat it

 

[98civb18c]

... people come up to you and ask what your benen tow hook is. Then after you explain it they ask you if you break down alot.... Fags.

 

[31dev31]

When rust=weight reduction.

 

[Raabe]

... people come up to you and ask what your benen tow hook is. Then after you explain it they ask you if you break down alot.... Fags.

i used to tell people it was for tractor pulls.

i was in the boondocks at a gas station, and i had an old guy ask. After i told him that, he asked
"daannng! how muuchh terq dat liler hunda make?!"
"enough to pull 36,000lbs..."
*blank stare from him*
"its not an official record yet...but guinness should be getting back to me soon..."

not my fault he had an IQ of -4

 

[98civb18c]

Dude thats f**king legendary. I had police ask me what it was at a road block once. They all thought it was a big joke until I left.

 

[Shinta]

when you have a no fat girls, car will scrape sticker on your car not because its funny but because its true

 

[vjf915]

Oh god, not the Mustang talk again :

 

[raz18]

when you wish your car with I/H/E was as fast as that Prius that just passed you. (applies to 7th gen)

 

[Jersey8]

Oh god, not the Mustang talk again :

hey, they started messing with us first! lol

 

[98civb18c]

when you have a no fat girls, car will scrape sticker on your car not because its funny but because its true

 

[xx2000CIVICxx]

...when you do parts shopping at the junkyard.

...when the stock exhaust is only slightly larger than a straw.

 

[vjf915]

I shopped for my Camaro at junkyards....

 

[X-aCuTiOnA]

ok, ill play along

...if your motorcycle hp=car hp
...if theres is ONE piece of your interior rattles...no matter how many times you check screws
...if you been jacked/broken into
...the dude in the miata at the track is glad for all the hondas....
...then you rape him and dissappoint him

 

[vjf915]

ok, ill play along

...the dude in the miata at the track is glad for all the hondas....
...then you rape him and dissappoint him

Yea


This is drivers error more than anything.

 

[willowcairns]

when your called a ricer, when your car is completely stock