Maybe you should be flexing....
I'm sorry my friend but lets make a checklist:
Douche Hat Backwards - Check
Douche Sunglasses - Check
Douche Smirk - Check
Douche Tattoos - Check and Check... and Check for friend
Douche Aeropostale Shorts - Check
Douche Pose through sunroof while shirtless and looking like a Douche - Check
Douche Flex - Un-Check
And because of the sheer fact that you did not finish the douche pic by flexing your douchie muscles, that, my friend, makes this pic even more douchier because you wanted to be a douche and not flex.
Lol. Just playin.