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when your called a ricer, when your car is completely stock
lol ill one up that, I got called a ricer by a guy in a grand am with a body kit that was put on extremely shitty...

...changing head gaskets only take you 2 hours

... when you dread windy days, cuz your car gets blown all over the road
 


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i used to tell people it was for tractor pulls.

i was in the boondocks at a gas station, and i had an old guy ask. After i told him that, he asked
"daannng! how muuchh terq dat liler hunda make?!"
"enough to pull 36,000lbs..."
*blank stare from him*
"its not an official record yet...but guinness should be getting back to me soon..."

not my fault he had an IQ of -4
ha
 


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when you feel legit because all of your parts are made by honda and/or cost a shitload of money. It's true. If I had a genuine mugen lip, i'd feel pretty badass.
 

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when a cop draws his gun on you because your exhaust is too loud
 

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When you think youre so bad ass in your Civic with "legit" parts, but youre still an immature ricer to everyone else.
 

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when your car gets stolen, freakin civic are the number one type of car they steal!

when you have a vtec! Only Honda makes these babies.

when someone asks you if you have vtec.
 

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when your car gets stolen, freakin civic are the number one type of car they steal!

when you have a vtec! Only Honda makes these babies.

when someone asks you if you have vtec.





1. Wow, I didnt know Civics get stolen a lot, I better get a dead bolt for mine :shock:

2. Do you know what vtec is and how it works? Do you know that many other car companies have the same thing, but with a different name?

3. Refer to number 2. (Not Number 2 from Austin Powers, my response thats numbered 2)
 
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NIKE H34D

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when your car gets stolen, freakin civic are the number one type of car they steal!

when you have a vtec! Only Honda makes these babies.

when someone asks you if you have vtec.






1. Wow, I didnt know Civics get stolen a lot, I better get a dead bolt for mine :shock:

2. Do you know what vtec is and how it works? Do you know that many other car companies have the same thing, but with a different name?

3. Refer to number 2. (Not Number 2 from Austin Powers, my response thats numbered 2)

:haha::haha:
 

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when your driving down a 4-lane highway and when you try to pass a minivan while going a constant speed, the guy driving it with his family floors it and speeds away. and your like :what:

happened to me last night
 

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Happens with everyone..... or they form a wall in front of you just to stop you from getting to work on time :(
 

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that probably made their night thinking that they "beat some punk kid in a civic" all while i was going a constant speed lol.
 

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when you have a no fat girls, car will scrape sticker on your car not because its funny but because its true
almost, but mine reads NO FAT CHX CAR ALREADY SCRAPES

you know you own a honda when it has 500 things wrong with it and it STILL runs fine, as well as having 200+k in miles. (my old crx was perfect example)
 

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that probably made their night thinking that they "beat some punk kid in a civic" all while i was going a constant speed lol.
happened to me last night.... one of my buddies in his chevy truck passes me after coming up from 10 cars behind then says my cars slow, cuz he beat me...... i looked at him and said " ok, sooo your come from behind with a 10 car acceleration, pass me in the gravel on the shoulder of the road, just to beat me going a constant 60 makes my car slow....or makes your hillbilly hauler fast??"
his reply... "i still beat you"
me... "ok paul walker"
him..... turns walking away mumbling " paul walker?? wtf did he mean by that, i mean....couldnt hear the rest"

you know you own a honda when it has 500 things wrong with it and it STILL runs fine, as well as having 200+k in miles. (my old crx was perfect example)
lol..:word:
 

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Right. But vtec falls into a category of variable valve timing. Its like me saying "I have money in my wallet", and someone else says "No, you have cash in your wallet." Same thing, different word. I understand where you are coming from though, just pointing out that the ONLY difference is the name they call it by.
 

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You know you drive a honda when you are a part of a forum where there is a lot of bitching and flaming :lol:
 


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