This idiot gets his penis stuck in a steel pipe haha!

[toneekay]

welcome to 2004.

luls

 

[Hecz]

welcome to 2004.

haha. WORDZ

i remember when i thought NOFX was a dude.

 

[00_Civic_Si]

Who sticks their d**k in a steel pipe?

Then has the guts to go the hospital about it?


Hospital: Why are you here... Oh my god..What the f**k did you do?
Old man: There seems to be a steel pipe on my d**k and I don't know how it got there..

 

[Akiahara96]

haha. WORDZ

i remember when i thought NOFX was a dude.

because there's no such thing as girls on the intarwebs!

 

[Puma]

i'm so glad i don't have a penis.

WHAT?! You's crazy girl.

They get to do the helicopter, and smack stuff w/ it. Those 2 things themselves makes me want one.

 

[Akiahara96]

but i don't have the urge to stick a body part into weird places for pleasure, no one knows if i'm horny as f**k, and i can have multiple orgasms with negligible recovery time.

oh, and no testicles. they're kind of a deal breaker. i don't want some s**t hanging between my legs, and since it's kind of a package deal...

 

[Hecz]

because there's no such thing as girls on the intarwebs!

idk, no way of telling by just reading text.

 

[Puma]

but i don't have the urge to stick a body part into weird places for pleasure, no one knows if i'm horny as f**k, and i can have multiple orgasms with negligible recovery time.

oh, and no testicles. they're kind of a deal breaker. i don't want some s**t hanging between my legs, and since it's kind of a package deal...

I do agree w/ the benefits of being us. But we also bleed for days w/out dying. We can carry a child(YUCK!)

Testicles are great unless they're hairy and saggy, or just big in general. I really hope I come after I die as a guy. I'd have such a blast.

 

[vjf915]

Those 2 things themselves makes me want one.

You can have mine. Too easy.

 

[evilrilla2]

So a while back ago, I man got his penis stuck in a jacuzzi hot tube jet!! He was sitting there all alone and he got a fabulous idea!! But then he got stuck and the police, ambulance, and fire department had to help him out....

 

[evilrilla2]

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[K20_EM1]

Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect.

By far THE funniest sentence i have heard today hahahahahahahahaha

 

[31dev31]

Hey guys, that was Biz.

 

[sirjdmfan]

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