Public Restrooms

[JohnS.]

Am I the only one who finds them filthy? At my work, the mens room is always a mess. Some people never flush the urinal, some people piss in the stall with the seat down and miss like f**king crazy. Then they wonder why the bathroom smells like piss. Some people, when they go to throw away the paper towel they used, will either miss the garbage can (no idea how) and leave it on the floor, or leave the clean paper towels they drop right where they are no matter where it is (the pre-cut sheets that are stacked on each other like a tissue box except upside down that you pull out), etc. I'm willing to bet you get more germs from touching a door knob than you do from picking up your own paper towel you used to dry your hands with (grab it by any spot that didn't touch the floor you twits!). I mean it's unbelievable, the amount of laziness or lack of respect for others. And if the garbage can is "full" (when really it's not because all of the paper towel is down only about 1/4 of the way into the garbage can, no one just ever bothers to use common sense to push down on the pile), people will start throwing it on the floor. Uhhh...f**king use the paper towel you just used to dry your hands with and push down on the pile with it...

/rant

 

[Mr. Jollypants]

I used a paper towel to open the door, prop the door open with my foot and then the towel in the trash. I never understood, washing your hands, drying them, then grabbing the door handle that the guy before you grabbed that didn't wash his hands.

 

[vjf915]

I used a paper towel to open the door, prop the door open with my foot and then the towel in the trash.

This is EXACTLY what I do too.

 

[wazup_74]

Agreed.
i freaking hate dirty bathrooms. And i too use the paper towel to open the door and all that.

 

[Raabe]

i will say, our bathrooms are spotless.

because we clean them.

all day.

...everyday.

with bleach/pinesol/lysol. you would be in heaven with our bathrooms...

and they smell great too.

 

[TigBitties]

you should come see a college dorm bathroom if you think youve seen bad. Especially on a saturday or sunday morning

Oh and at a party school on top of that

 

[cleansleep37]

dirty bathrooms

I like to use the public restrooms because the seats have warm liquid on them and it keeps me from getting cold. All of the latches are broken on the stalls which is good because I dont like to s**t in a perfect square anyways. It always makes me feel like home, especially when Im rushing and have to eat while I drop a load.




ps. The womens' rooms are far worse, I used to have to clean both sets.

 

[Rich-PMS]

I'll never sit on a public restroom toilet to drop a duece. It'll never be comparable to my heated toilet seat at home!

 

[TigBitties]

Well arent you lucky. Heated toilet seat. wtf

 

[Rich-PMS]

Well arent you lucky. Heated toilet seat. wtf

Dude, this is 2011 there's all sorts of crazy s**t out!

But I've had mine for 3.5 years. It was the best gift I've ever gotten!

 

[TigBitties]

Oh i know about them, i just dont hear of many people with them. I have a friend that has heated toilet seats, Defog mirros and a heated tile floor. His family also has money though

 

[JohnS.]

I don't think most people realize that bacteria and germs on a surface in open air like that doesn't survive that long. But I still put down toilet paper. I ain't putting my bare ass on a toilet. Speaking of this... f**king HILARIOUS. I went to a Korean grocery store down in Jersey and their toilets had plastic wrap on the seat. What's better is that there was a dispenser that had a lever you push, and it pulls new plastic wrap onto the seat. At first I was like "wtf is this contraption stuck to the back of the toilet. Then I read "push lever for new cover" or whatever and I laughed my ass off. It definitely felt weird as f**k.

Luckily, the bathrooms at work don't have handles, they just swing open when you push on them. Otherwise I would probably use paper towel to open the door too.

 

[somejaykid]

my department bathroom is always and i thank the cleaning people for that then again i work in a hosptial lol but the f**king er bathroom is just f**king nasty even though they clean it like every hour f**king bums and thrashy people always got to f**king ruined it for everyone

 

[RonJ]

Oh f**k John, just hold it.

 

[JohnS.]

my department bathroom is always and i thank the cleaning people for that then again i work in a hosptial lol but the f**king er bathroom is just f**king nasty even though they clean it like every hour f**king bums and thrashy people always got to f**king ruined it for everyone

The bathroom is cleaned once, if not twice a day. The guys that use it are just f**king lazy to clean up after themselves properly. The amount of lazy people at work is just un-f**king-believable. It's just unbelievable the amount of s**t that people will NOT do.

Oh f**k John, just hold it.

f**k you!

Coffee makes me s**t my brains out.

 

[RonJ]

f**k you!

Coffee makes me s**t my brains out.

Cut a hole in the bottom of your work chair and place bucket under the hole. Then you just need to deal with your own stink.

 

[R3dline]

asians poop?

 

[LowNotSlow]

I do the hover maneuver rather than touch the toilet seat. I have some strong ass legs from doing it for years. Worst part is the splash back though, that's such a buzzkill.

 

[TigBitties]

you know you can get std's from toilet seats true story. Always wipe it off before sitting

 

[Puma]

Push door open w/ my elbow.
Wrap shirt around hand to slide lock into place.
Hover.
Use foot to flush.
Wrap shirt around hand to unlock door.
Wrap shirt around hand to turn on warm water and dispense soap.
Wash for 1 minute. I usually hum a song or sing it in my head. Verse or 2 or chorus.
Use arm to dispense towel or activate dryer.
Use same towel to turn off water and open door. if dryer, use shirt to turn off water and open door.