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Public Restrooms
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I had to unclog a toilet at work the other day. Forgot to tell you guys. On top off all the s**t and toilet paper jammed in the hole, there was a bloody tampon that made the water all red. Guess who wore a mask and closed there eyes while plunging.. ME haha
In some ways, yes. If I'm holding someone to a certain standard, I expect myself to follow that standard to the best of my ability as well. I don't like being a hypocrite. I always complain about my co-worker because he never pushes in his f**king chair. Every time he walks away, his chair is in the middle of the walkway. And the walkway is only about 3 feet wide. So whenever I have to go through, I have to push his chair in for him. So what did I do? I made it a habit to push my chair in every time I got up. And 99.99% of the time, I do. The only time I don't is when I'm running around like a chicken with its head cut off because I have 30 people asking me to do things so I simply forget to. My co-worker never pushes in his chair, whether he's busy or just standing around twiddling his thumbs.
Like I said, it doesn't take much but simple common sense to do certain things.
1. I dont s**t in public bathrooms.
2. In the event of an emergency, shitting in a public bathroom is ok as long as you hover
3. I only s**t in the spare bathroom of my house because:
a) Its small so its always warm in there.
b) The bowl is an oval so my junk dont hit the bowl.
4. Hand sanitizer is the s**t.
5. Peeing in the shower is perfectly acceptable.
2. In the event of an emergency, shitting in a public bathroom is ok as long as you hover
3. I only s**t in the spare bathroom of my house because:
a) Its small so its always warm in there.
b) The bowl is an oval so my junk dont hit the bowl.
4. Hand sanitizer is the s**t.
5. Peeing in the shower is perfectly acceptable.
Seriously. I f**king hate that!
John all u have done since u started a "real job" is complain.
U have had a few rants about what everyone else has to deal with at work.
I think its pretty funny. The "real worls" is pretty gross, but ya gotta deal with it and stop bitching bro...
Feel lucky u don't work in the oilfield. U wouldn't last a second
/rant
U have had a few rants about what everyone else has to deal with at work.
I think its pretty funny. The "real worls" is pretty gross, but ya gotta deal with it and stop bitching bro...
Feel lucky u don't work in the oilfield. U wouldn't last a second
/rant
Hell yea it is.....as long as you aim towards the drain
collateral damage
the ammonia is a good sanitizer/cleaner. Thats my reason 
Hell yea it is.....as long as you aim towards your girlfriend
I have had this happen to me....it was absolutely disgusting!!!
As for the details about the salon. Jizz on the top acrylic, skid marks on the bottom acrylic, s**t/piss/used tampons and pads in the trash. used tampons/pads left on the floor, piss in the Mystic booths, used condoms in the bathrooms.
Airbrushing girls while on the rag. so f**king barf.
I have had this happen to me....it was absolutely disgusting!!!
As for the details about the salon. Jizz on the top acrylic, skid marks on the bottom acrylic, s**t/piss/used tampons and pads in the trash. used tampons/pads left on the floor, piss in the Mystic booths, used condoms in the bathrooms.
Airbrushing girls while on the rag. so f**king barf.
That's f**ked up.... Tampons used to freak me the f**k out back in high school. I don't know why. It just disgusted me. Even if they weren't open or used. But they don't bother me much anymore.
I must say, I'm pretty glad I'm a guy
. We're still dirty though too.I love when you talk dirty to me
