Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

[Mr. Jollypants]

Jason finish the question!!

Me: When can I tap dat ass?
Her: never
Her: sorry to disappoint u babe
Me: You let me tap it when I was in Florida!
Her: you actually lived near me
Her: if you lived in fl again id be all over you
Me: I forgot! You were a squirter!
Her: what do you mean 'were'
Me: Ffffuuuuuuuuu

 

[UCCRacing]

LMAO This is Epic.....

Let the texting begin

 

[AutoFanatik]

Me: Hey, question
Her: Yeah
Me: When you gonna let me tap that
Her: A million years... +5 days... + my s**t must turn purple and smell like rainbow sherbet!
Me: Lol...so what's the real answer
Her: See above



Me: Hey question
Her: Shoot
Me: When you gonna lemme tap that?
Her: bahahahahaha u r hilarious!


Me: Hey there, question for ya.
Her: Yeah?
Me: When you gonna lemme tap that?
.........

 

[vjf915]

Persistence is key!! This is not a guaranteed lay, use numbers to your advantage.

 

[Puma]

Kelly you are the biggest CT I know, so don't even

You sure about that...???

Jason: Hey! So when you gonna let me tap day?
Jason: *dat
Me: Nopers. Never
Jason: LMAO
Jason: It's cause I'm black!
Me: Ew.

 

[JdmPrncss]

Prime example of a CT right there, esp if you have a BF.

I had this happen to me last year.
unknown #: can i tap that?
me: go f*** yourself
unknown #: s***

I'm mean, and definitely won't tease a guy w/ that.

Nope no bf...

Me: Hey, question
Her: Yeah
Me: When you gonna let me tap that
Her: A million years... +5 days... + my s*** must turn purple and smell like rainbow sherbet!
Me: Lol...so what's the real answer
Her: See above

Me: Hey question
Her: Shoot
Me: When you gonna lemme tap that?
Her: bahahahahaha u r hilarious!


Me: Hey there, question for ya.
Her: Yeah?
Me: When you gonna lemme tap that?
.........

Haha!!! That's meee

 

[civic209]

Jason finish the question!!

Where are the pics!


Move to VIP section

 

[vjf915]

You sure about that...???

Jason: Hey! So when you gonna let me tap day?
Jason: *dat
Me: Nopers. Never
Jason: LMAO
Jason: It's cause I'm black!
Me: Ew.

Pshht, I didn't even try with you because I already know what the answer is

Where are the pics!


Move to VIP section

I considered it, but I think that this thread won't get nearly as much traffic in the VIP section. If anyone has any pictures, they can feel free to create an "I tapped this" thread

 

[Puma]

Pshht, I didn't even try with you because I already know what the answer is

I considered it, but I think that this thread won't get nearly as much traffic in the VIP section. If anyone has any pictures, they can feel free to create an "I tapped this" thread

I was expecting you to, and w/ our conversations it'd get interesting quickly. and then i'd post it to call you out, again. <3

 

[Kswest]

Tried the ex while I was hella stoned last night...

Me: Hey
Her: Hey how are you?
Me: Decent. When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Ew. You know I'm not into that kind of thing.
Me: Oh come on now, we both know we could stand for a blanket rodeo.
Her: I know that, but you know I have to be in a relationship

5minutes later

Her: I mean, my mom does want me to settle down soon I guess.
Me: You mom is a psycho.
Her: Shut up!
Me: So you aren't going to let me tap that?
Her: Maybe if we got back together
Me: So how's school been going?


Nothing.

 

[vjf915]

Fail!! You had it dude.

 

[andrew2siik]

Tried the ex while I was hella stoned last night...

Me: Hey
Her: Hey how are you?
Me: Decent. When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Ew. You know I'm not into that kind of thing.
Me: Oh come on now, we both know we could stand for a blanket rodeo.
Her: I know that, but you know I have to be in a relationship

5minutes later

Her: I mean, my mom does want me to settle down soon I guess.
Me: You mom is a psycho.
Her: Shut up!
Me: So you aren't going to let me tap that?
Her: Maybe if we got back together
Me: So how's school been going?


Nothing.

hahaha touchdown

 

[Kswest]

Let it be noted my ex is a psycho and any attempt of her trying to get back with me must be deflected at all costs.

 

[mark pones]

doubles.

 

[mark pones]

Just did this to a dude who has been tryna get with me... I'm mean

Me: Sooo... Can I tap that??
Him: 4real?? U finally givn me a chance
Me: Well ya see...
Me: NOPE haha it's a game
Him: Thats wrng.

smh... y'all see what she does to me? :unamused:

 

[Jersey8]

Let it be noted my ex is a psycho and any attempt of her trying to get back with me must be deflected at all costs.

that makes 2 of us. i just stopped talking to this girl after a week of knowing her (stage 5 clinger) and the oast 24 hrs shes been blowing up my phone constantly. im seriously considering getting a restraining order. why are girls so crazy?

 

[Kswest]

that makes 2 of us. i just stopped talking to this girl after a week of knowing her (stage 5 clinger) and the oast 24 hrs shes been blowing up my phone constantly. im seriously considering getting a restraining order. why are girls so crazy?

I think of it like this, when I talk to my friend girls, they typically have 'boy troubles'. I typically have 'female troubles.' Their issue can be solved by finding a man instead of a boy, we on the other hand cannot solve our issue, for all women are crazy at least once.

 

[iBeast]

i used facebook chat instead.

Me: so, when you gonna let me tap that?
her: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: ?
her: Savannah is offline. Your messages will be sent to her inbox.

FAIL

 

[R3dline]

real men dont ask, they just do it

 

[00_Civic_Si]

real men dont ask, they just do it

Real men don't have stickers on their car.