Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

[R3dline]

real men grow out of driving a honda

 

[00_Civic_Si]

I don't drive a Honda or any car right now. GOOD TRY BRO.

 

[R3dline]

real men have transportation , better? geez man, busting my balls here

 

[vjf915]

real men dont ask, they just do it

real men grow out of driving a honda

This man is full of wisdom.....Gary speaks the truth!!!

 

[R3dline]

im like the f**king martin luther king of club civic . i have a f**king dream, a dream of tittys and whip cream,

wait what?

 

[00_Civic_Si]

real men have transportation , better? geez man, busting my balls here

you know i'm just messing around right?

 

[R3dline]

lol i know man, im messing with you too

 

[Puma]

I think of it like this, when I talk to my friend girls, they typically have 'boy troubles'. I typically have 'female troubles.' Their issue can be solved by finding a man instead of a boy, we on the other hand cannot solve our issue, for all women are crazy at least once.

This kid speaks the truth!!! I once was crazy...between 18-20yrs old. Fiance left me b/c of it and it was a huge slap in the face so now I are kewl.

 

[ej_swag]

im like the f***ing martin luther king of club civic . i have a f***ing dream, a dream of tittys and whip cream,

wait what?

 

[Ed[K*]]

^lol

............................
me: hey babe, can i tap that?
gf: wtf? again with your nigger talk? and no! a*****e!
me:

fyi, shes mad at me for some reason today..i forgot why

 

[Jersey8]

I think of it like this, when I talk to my friend girls, they typically have 'boy troubles'. I typically have 'female troubles.' Their issue can be solved by finding a man instead of a boy, we on the other hand cannot solve our issue, for all women are crazy at least once.

well said dude. ive also learned that any girls that are hot and single, are crazy and have issues.
so in order to not have a crazy girl, you need to lower your standards.

so you have a choice in life: crazy/hot chick or not crazy/ehh chick

kinda sucks if you ask me.

 

[vjf915]

so you have a choice in life: crazy/hot chick or not crazy/ehh chick

Jimmy Soul knew wtf he was talking about.......

Lyrics:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

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[31dev31]

real men dont ask, they just do it

Isn't that considered rape?

 

[R3dline]

silly canadians

 

[Jersey8]

hahaha. in 'merica, we just do it

 

[CivicxTree754]

Me: Hey wus good?
Her: Nothin
Me: Can I smash?
Me:Lol
Her:Yea
Me: im on my way
Her 7 mins later: Let me borrow 10$ punk
After 45 mins
I delete the messages and go home and shower before my girl comes home

 

[vjf915]

Me: Hey wus good?
Her: Nothin
Me: Can I smash?
Me:Lol
Her:Yea
Me: im on my way
Her 7 mins later: Let me borrow 10$ punk
After 45 mins
I delete the messages and go home and shower before my girl comes home

So wait.....you paid her $10, and then came home to your girl?

 

[Youthanasia]

ME: Hey whats up. When you gonna let me tap that
HER: (no response)

I'll take it as a maybe

 

[CivicxTree754]

lol

 

[JdmPrncss]

smh... y'all see what she does to me? :unamused:

I love you Markkk