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got my hatch back from paint now waiting on the rain to stop so i can put it all back together
 


Osiris19

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PA has a piss poor busing service unless you live in the cities. my closest bus stop is about a 30-40 minute bike ride. closest train, you need to get on that bus. So i understand what Osiris is saying
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helped build a $12,000 GSR tranny today...yup, i said 12k
 


JohnS.

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What's with all the pooping... I'm watching Yes Man now.
 

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Except for women. Women don't poop. Somebody, please, tell me women don't poop.
 

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Yes...girls s**t too. We've had this argument countless times. It was a warzone at work w/ 3 girls today. ugh gross


I worked, and worked, and worked. Then got groceries, and I'm finally sitting down w/ some Dill Pringles and a 6er of Stella Artois.
 

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Lost 60 playing hold em. Last hand went in with pocket aces, lost cause another guy went in with pocket threes and caught a 3 on the river :what:

Then I won $20 on penny slots. Wtf.


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since there is so much pooping , where do you fit in with the following?


The Ghost s**t
The kind where you feel s**t come out, see s**t on the toilet paper, but there's no s**t in the bowl.

The Clean s**t
The kind where you feel s**t come out, see s**t in the bowl, but there's no s**t on the toilet paper.

The Wet s**t
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.

The Second Wave s**t
This s**t happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to s**t some more.

The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your Nose s**t
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead s**t". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.

The Corn s**t
No explanation necessary.

The Lincoln Log s**t
The kind of s**t that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.

The Notorious Drinker s**t
The kind of s**t you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could s**t" s**t
The kind where you want to s**t, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.

The Wet Cheeks s**t
Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.

The Liquid s**t
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.

The Mexican Food s**t
A class all on its own.

The Crowd Pleaser
This s**t is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

The Mood Enhancer
This s**t occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual
This s**t occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

The Guinness Book Of Records s**t
A s**t so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

The Aftershock s**t
This s**t has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.

The "Honeymoon's Over" s**t
This is any s**t created in the presence of another person.

The Groaner
A s**t so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

The Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this s**t has been known to resurface after many flushings.

The Ranger
A s**t which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

The Phantom s**t
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

The Peek-A-Boo s**t
Now you see it, now you don't. This s**t is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

The Bombshell
A s**t that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to s**t (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.

The Snake Charmer
A long skinny s**t which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

The Olympic s**t
This s**t occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's s**t.

The Back-To-Nature s**t
This s**t may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

The Pebbles-From-Heaven s**t
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't s**t.

Premeditated s**t
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

Shitzopherenia
Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

Energizer Vs. Duracell s**t
Also known as a "Still Going" s**t.

The Power Dump s**t
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.

The Liquid Plumber s**t
This kind of s**t is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log s**t.)

The Spinal Tap s**t
The kind of s**t that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.

The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My a*****e" s**t
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

The Porridge s**t
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.

The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" s**t
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.

The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" s**t
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

The "What The Hell Died In Here?" s**t
Also sometimes referred to as "The Toxic Dump". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.

The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" s**t
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
 

Osiris19

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I could not stop laughing when reading that. It made my day.

Anyways, going to the junkyard today to look for a door and maybe a bumper if I can get out cheap.

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JohnS.

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Lmao at the s**t post.

Breakfast now- special k fruit & yogurt, a peach, and some strawberries. Mmmmmmmmm
 

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Oh man...that sounds pretty difficult. And your only 24 :thumbup:
I wish i could get a preview or some sort of tour of one of these places so i can really know how things go down.
sure its definitely a challenging job, but its tough to find an easy job that is a successful job. i've only been here for 4 months so im still learning all of the processes. the location i work at just had a family day last weekend, where they opened the tech center/headquarters building (second largest building in the country) in Auburn Hills, MI. they let everyone inside and had demos and what not, but theres no way you'll be able to see what the engineers actually do lol. it takes so long to explain and usually bores people out. theres alot more involved with my job that i haven't touched on, i could go on for hours about the s**t i have to do.
 

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sure its definitely a challenging job, but its tough to find an easy job that is a successful job. i've only been here for 4 months so im still learning all of the processes. the location i work at just had a family day last weekend, where they opened the tech center/headquarters building (second largest building in the country) in Auburn Hills, MI. they let everyone inside and had demos and what not, but theres no way you'll be able to see what the engineers actually do lol. it takes so long to explain and usually bores people out. theres alot more involved with my job that i haven't touched on, i could go on for hours about the s*** i have to do.
PM me? id like to know what im going to be getting my self into...
 

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Played some soccer yesterday on field turf, hated every minute of it. Prefer grass fields all day.

Then acted a fool towards this girl I been talkin too and now she won't speak to me.
 

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^^^ Turf sucks

Went to my buddy's 21st last night, working till 5 today then playing some soccer.
 


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