The Person Below Me

[speedygonzales]

ehh... false, more like excesive excelleration... cops here in san antonio are dicks. and I'm not talking just getting pulled over i'm talking in general, they don't pull you over for random s*** but when they do pull you over... yea anyways small rant over

TPBM is listening to music right now

 

[JohnS.]

True and false, I'm listening to a morning talk show and it's currently on a commercial, music to follow shortly.

TPBM didn't get enough sleep last night.

 

[treeafodo]

False. Slept like a baby.

TPBM is broke.

 

[speedygonzales]

true and false... as far as my paycheck from last week goes I'm broke but I have close to a grand in my savings account

TPBM has more in savings then I do

 

[Decipher]

True. Plus my wife is cashing in all of her PTO this week and she just worked like 10 hrs of weekend/call pay, so we'll be throwing about another $2,000 in their next week... bringing our savings to a whopping 6 or 7 grand. Pathetic.

TPBM switched to a credit union recently.

 

[antie22]

False... Not yet at least


TPBM masturbates while showering

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[speedygonzales]

false I found it difficult to finish...

TPBM thinks the person above me is always horny

 

[Blood_Shot]

false, only when he is in the shower

TPBM buys expensive coffee but feels it all tastes the same

 

[treeafodo]

False. I don't drink coffee. Chocolate milk is the way to go.

TPBM gets paid on Thursday instead of this Friday.

 

[JohnS.]

False. I have direct deposit that goes through on midnight Friday morning. Which is AWESOME! I love waking up to money .

TPBM gets paranoid when they drop their car off at a shop, even if they know people that work there. I hate dropping my car off somewhere. I'm always paranoid that someone is going to f**k with my car or screw something up.

 

[treeafodo]

Direct deposit ftw!

False. I do everything myself at our own shop. So I have no worries

TPBM lives in a place that is getting crappy weather right now.

 

[speedygonzales]

well personally I would say true cause it cool, humid and cloudy... wtf?!?! It just feels different outside

TPBM wishes they lived somewhere else

 

[Decipher]

False. I've lived in a lot of places, and everyone says the same thing: "I hate it here... this place is so lame... I wish I lived somewhere else." And this is coming from people in Miami, FL and other desirable and beautiful places. It makes no difference to me where I am, as long as I have good friends and the people I love close to me.

TPBM just got a check in the mail and is spending every last penny of it on their civic... kinda like I am.

 

[Blood_Shot]

False, I just ordered check and they just came in the mail

TPBM is about to go to bed like myself

 

[JohnS.]

False. wtf how are you going to bed at noon?

TPBM just enjoyed a delicious meal. I just had a #2 at Wendys. Mmmmmmmm.

But goddamn I think something isn't right with me. I had a peanut butter & jelly sandwich at 9 and my stomach was cramping and begging for food within an hour and a half. I already had a sandwich at 7 too.

 

[treeafodo]

False. I made tomato soup but we had no crackers so I put croutons in it so I kinda ruined it

TPBM is hungry now.

John- sometimes I eat then I feel even more hungry after eating it like my stomach isn't satisfied or something. It's weird.

 

[Blood_Shot]

False. wtf how are you going to bed at noon?

TPBM just enjoyed a delicious meal. I just had a #2 at Wendys. Mmmmmmmm.

But goddamn I think something isn't right with me. I had a peanut butter & jelly sandwich at 9 and my stomach was cramping and begging for food within an hour and a half. I already had a sandwich at 7 too.

I work 3rds homie....also man up and go with a baconator or at least a triple

true Ive only had cheerios since Ive been at the house

TPBM only drinks bottled water

 

[speedygonzales]

1/2 lb baconator ftw

False

TPBM has an addiction to soda and or energy drinks

 

[JohnS.]

False. I used to real bad. It's all I used to drink. Now I drink water 97% of the time. I have soda with pizza and stuff like that. Water just tastes weird with certain things which is where I make my exception.

TPBM is hungrryyyyyyy. I just finished my 2nd peanut butter & jelly sandwich. Had the first one around 7:30.

 

[speedygonzales]

true, haven't eaten since 8:30 last night... waiting till 11 for lunch.

TPBM is currently at work right now