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Oh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii Lover! I misses yew!! *hugs*
I'm here!!
I was a busy bee this weekend. Sowwieeeee.
I meeeeessss you!! How was your weekend?
Very drunk..I went to Mardi Gras, and now I'm coming down with something. Apparently I'm VERY possessive of Four Lokos!
Sounds like our weekends were similar!
Luv you too Schnook ems! You'd freak out if you heard Alex on the phone. She sounds identical to me..no joke. John didn't know who was talking half the time, and there was a really bad delay at times and she does sound like me. It's trippy.
I know that was so crazy!! Hahaha.
John's like WTF.
Weird they do sound alike. And I saw your pitchursss
Yeah I've was hanging out with the new boy interest most of the weekend
I rikess himmm.I HAVE TO GET ON MY TIPTOES TO KISS HIM. YESSSSS.
Then while I was sick my bestie came over with two of our guy friends, told me I had to go to a party that night. I said no I was germy and sounded like s**t. They said nope! And princess carried me out to their car and drove away with me. Not a happy Alex.
Then went boarding yesterday and had a flask of Kraaken on me... good call.
I only posted up the decent pitchers!!! I fought my friend for a port o potty. They're so nasty but cops were everywhere and I'm not having a sex crime history for peeing in public.I know that was so crazy!! Hahaha.
John's like WTF.
Weird they do sound alike. And I saw your pitchursss
Yeah I've was hanging out with the new boy interest most of the weekend
I HAVE TO GET ON MY TIPTOES TO KISS HIM. YESSSSS.
Then while I was sick my bestie came over with two of our guy friends, told me I had to go to a party that night. I said no I was germy and sounded like s***. They said nope! And princess carried me out to their car and drove away with me. Not a happy Alex.
Then went boarding yesterday and had a flask of Kraaken on me... good call.
I also grabbed his nuts and put him to his knees when he bit my boobie.
And then I announced when I die I'm coming back as a gay man. There was a balcony in the gay district FULL of gorgeous men.
LOL we all had flasks of tequila on us! I got back w/ him for the day only b/c I was so hammered it didn't matter. I told him no mas on the metro link though when I fell down.
I wish I could board still...body just won't hold up no mo!
Jeez. You remind me of my bestie. A lot actually. HahaI only posted up the decent pitchers!!! I fought my friend for a port o potty. They're so nasty but cops were everywhere and I'm not having a sex crime history for peeing in public.
I also grabbed his nuts and put him to his knees when he bit my boobie.
And then I announced when I die I'm coming back as a gay man. There was a balcony in the gay district FULL of gorgeous men.
LOL we all had flasks of tequila on us! I got back w/ him for the day only b/c I was so hammered it didn't matter. I told him no mas on the metro link though when I fell down.
I wish I could board still...body just won't hold up no mo!
And I know right?! Gay guys are always gorgeous. One of my really good gay friends got an offer from GQ.
Mind you, he's 18.
STOP DOUBLE POSTING!!!!!!!!!!! And that's a bit scary they took them. Kick em! no no..don't.
And shaddup. You know how goofy I get, and loud, when I'm drunk. Remember what I told your Aunt?
I've never seen you turn so red before!!!! aaahahahaThere were PLENTY of t*tties, most were nasty though. There was a big lady in purple spandex...I think he camel toe reached her t*tties, or the other way around. :barf:
There was one set that was HOT, and then we realized it was a tranny.
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STOP DOUBLE POSTING!!!!!!!!!!! And that's a bit scary they took them. Kick em! no no..don't.
And shaddup. You know how goofy I get, and loud, when I'm drunk. Remember what I told your Aunt?
There were PLENTY of t*tties, most were nasty though. There was a big lady in purple spandex...I think he camel toe reached her t*tties, or the other way around. :barf:
There was one set that was HOT, and then we realized it was a tranny.
Dude, that was like talking to my Mom. I was beyond uncomfortable.
As for titties, idc right now. I was nursin' a half-seys after looking at the cover of 'Home Gardener'. Idc what anyone says, that cover lady was DTF.
We both found it hilarious! Then your uncle kept feeding me booze when you ran away all red. Definitely good times.
Which edition of the magazine? Current? I needs to check this lady out.
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You f**king KILLED a bottle of wine before we even left. and ANOTHER at dinner. Fkn Alchy.
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clean out your fking inbox.
Where did you go to Mardi gras
And the in my chair dancing I did to the 80s music while most of you sat there clueless to the songs.
The drunken ride home was hysterical and how I couldn't figure out my seat belt and I kept screaming b/c of the body roll in the jeep. I think I was babbling about something and trying to convince you guys but I can't remember what it was about.
You forgot about the bottle I tore into once we got back to the house, PLUS beer pong. Beer pong is what killed me. Then we couldn't find my phone! lmao such a fun night...