Only in Alaska... "WTB Hockey poop stick" Craigslist post

AlaskaB16

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Yes, this is absolutely real. Many houses/cabins up here do not have running water (even in town). So... You build these 50ft from your house and then move it when the pile gets too close to your @ss. I'm not kidding about that either. Some of you have seen my other posts on what it's like to live here. This place is no joke. The things people will do to live here.... Boggles my mind (Obviously i'm not from here).


From Craigslist:

"My outhouse is building up a scary frozen pile that I need to whack down. I am told that a hockey stick is the best tool for the job. I am looking for a used hockey stick someone is willing to donate for the task. Perhaps you have an old warped stick that has cost you more than one goal in a game? Why not exile that hockey stick to a lifetime of battering someone else's frozen waste? I know this is silly, but it is a sincere request. (Please, no kids hockey sticks. They are too short and not likely strong enough for the task.) Please reply to this post if you can make a hockey stick donation."




Direct link: http://fairbanks.craigslist.org/wan/3376491772.html
 

AlaskaB16

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I emailed the guy and told him I voted this "best of craigslist". Love it! hahahha
 


AlaskaB16

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I miss the banks!

I played Army up there in the early 2000's, also DJ'ed the Greyhound for a few years.
I'm here for work on contract for another year. I've always wanted to know what it's like up here. Gotta say, it's like nothing else i've ever seen or done. It's like a 3rd world country sprinkled with modern age technology. I imagine it would be like dropping a modern day city in the middle of the Amazon jungle. The native's would be like WTF is this!??? Then they go buy a 70" TV but still poop in the dirt. LOL
 

TokyoSkies

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I'm here for work on contract for another year. I've always wanted to know what it's like up here. Gotta say, it's like nothing else i've ever seen or done. It's like a 3rd world country sprinkled with modern age technology. I imagine it would be like dropping a modern day city in the middle of the Amazon jungle. The native's would be like WTF is this!??? Then they go buy a 70" TV but still poop in the dirt. LOL
Now for the BIG question: Do you have an outdoor s**t shed?
 

AlaskaB16

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Hell no! I'm so modern I have 3 full size bathroom's in my 3 story house! BALLER STATUS! BOOYA


.... Though I shed a tear every time rent comes due. For the price I pay here I could have rented a million dollar home when I was in TX.
 

TokyoSkies

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Hell no! I'm so modern I have 3 full size bathroom's in my 3 story house! BALLER STATUS! BOOYA


.... Though I shed a tear every time rent comes due. For the price I pay here I could have rented a million dollar home when I was in TX.
Holy ouch batman hahaha
 


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