f**king women...
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i think our periods just synced via internet... we take words from each others minds... DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?
Lots of good info in here lol
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That's exactly what that post reminded me of.
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want next level advise?
a woman wants a man, someone who is sure of what he wants. dont be a puss and say " whatever you want babe, that what i want to do" make plans, take her by the feet and go to pound town... no not rape you little shits, but show her you know what you are doing. be assertive, give her POSITIVE ques like "yo hoe, i want to take you out for some big macs this week, what day are you off? i will make my schedule fit you" boom see what i did there, i future planned my life for her, bitc-hes love that stuff, start with one day, then build it to the next level. first date with a REAL woman, not some hood rat, bring some FRIENDSHIP flowers. no you as-s hat not roses, something fun and light hearted like white daisies or tulips. they love those stinky things. even deeper down the rabbit hole... when you see them DO NOT LOOK AT THEIR TITS! play your cards right, blink save that s**t for later. play your cards right and you will see them soon enough without all that pesky cloth in the way. and if you follow these steps you will be suckeling on the teat and yelling BUUUUZZZZBOOMBTOOOOOOMMMMM. thicker yet. make EYE contact. like in the back of their head kind of contact, squint a little, it makes them feel comfortable that you are thinking, women want a smart man, so let them know you know how to think. if she says something you KNOW to be wrong.... DO NOT correct her, who cares if she thinks that the care bears were the best tv show ever.. agree with her. bitc-hes love guys that like the same sh-it they do. tend your fires, when they come down those stairs with that puss glow because it took them 2 hours to get ready, tell them they look fabulous, in an almost homo way, let them know you love their s**t and that their efforts have gone noticed.... besides you KNOW they look good, tell them how you feel, they love that s**t... JUST dont tell them about your puss side feelings. for the love of god, manicure your fuc-king man pubes, no one wants a mouth full of from-under-cheese flavored dic-k straw fur. use your beard trimmer with a 1 guard that does the trick,make the junk look bigger, shave the shaft. JUST the shaft.. gives you the extra inch you little boys are missing under that thick briar patch of pubes you have been cultivating for the last 13 years... and dont be proud your s**t hides your 4 inch peep. shave the balls, dont be scurred, you are not going to slice the skin to the actual balls, if you do get a small slice it will heal, hell women rip the hair clean off their vag with boiling hot wax, grow a set and manicure that. if you have lower back hair, get rid of that right now.... seriously stop reading and get that shaved off. next wear clothes that a MAN would wear, no not monster hats, you look like a moron wearing that, women want men, not boys. wear designer boxer briefs... boxers are for children, there is ABSOLUTELY no argument here, NONE. grow some hair out, you are not 15 any more, grow it out style it and look fuc-king good, like a real man. this shaved head shi-t is for racist skin head white supremacists. next if you got that douchey justin beiber comb over weed whack that shrub off your head and get some fuc-king product in your hair.
a woman wants a man, someone who is sure of what he wants. dont be a puss and say " whatever you want babe, that what i want to do" make plans, take her by the feet and go to pound town... no not rape you little shits, but show her you know what you are doing. be assertive, give her POSITIVE ques like "yo hoe, i want to take you out for some big macs this week, what day are you off? i will make my schedule fit you" boom see what i did there, i future planned my life for her, bitc-hes love that stuff, start with one day, then build it to the next level. first date with a REAL woman, not some hood rat, bring some FRIENDSHIP flowers. no you as-s hat not roses, something fun and light hearted like white daisies or tulips. they love those stinky things. even deeper down the rabbit hole... when you see them DO NOT LOOK AT THEIR TITS! play your cards right, blink save that s**t for later. play your cards right and you will see them soon enough without all that pesky cloth in the way. and if you follow these steps you will be suckeling on the teat and yelling BUUUUZZZZBOOMBTOOOOOOMMMMM. thicker yet. make EYE contact. like in the back of their head kind of contact, squint a little, it makes them feel comfortable that you are thinking, women want a smart man, so let them know you know how to think. if she says something you KNOW to be wrong.... DO NOT correct her, who cares if she thinks that the care bears were the best tv show ever.. agree with her. bitc-hes love guys that like the same sh-it they do. tend your fires, when they come down those stairs with that puss glow because it took them 2 hours to get ready, tell them they look fabulous, in an almost homo way, let them know you love their s**t and that their efforts have gone noticed.... besides you KNOW they look good, tell them how you feel, they love that s**t... JUST dont tell them about your puss side feelings. for the love of god, manicure your fuc-king man pubes, no one wants a mouth full of from-under-cheese flavored dic-k straw fur. use your beard trimmer with a 1 guard that does the trick,make the junk look bigger, shave the shaft. JUST the shaft.. gives you the extra inch you little boys are missing under that thick briar patch of pubes you have been cultivating for the last 13 years... and dont be proud your s**t hides your 4 inch peep. shave the balls, dont be scurred, you are not going to slice the skin to the actual balls, if you do get a small slice it will heal, hell women rip the hair clean off their vag with boiling hot wax, grow a set and manicure that. if you have lower back hair, get rid of that right now.... seriously stop reading and get that shaved off. next wear clothes that a MAN would wear, no not monster hats, you look like a moron wearing that, women want men, not boys. wear designer boxer briefs... boxers are for children, there is ABSOLUTELY no argument here, NONE. grow some hair out, you are not 15 any more, grow it out style it and look fuc-king good, like a real man. this shaved head shi-t is for racist skin head white supremacists. next if you got that douchey justin beiber comb over weed whack that shrub off your head and get some fuc-king product in your hair.
lex you know you like ALL of that s**t. 
The flowers... meh... It's not like I turn them away when I get them but I don't expect to recieve them.lex you know you like ALL of that s***.
And the clean-up, YES.
Shaved head skin head white supremecist was my favorite part lol.
Read me like a f**king book!!!
Read me like a f**king book!!!
lol i thought you might get a kick out of that. and lex you enjoy them right?
head and pussy are not the same thing, there is no replacement for pussy. head is like a microwave, pussy is an oven. remember who said that? he's absolutely right.
what you mean these days? how old are you?
There 3 kind.
1.) don't give it ( can be converted tho)
2. ) give you just enough to shut you up.
3.) love to suck d**k.
same person said it, also correct. most girls will always for sure, first say they don't do that. "oh im not like that" lol
"oh but i've never done that" lol!!
you know how i know this guys is a lation, 1.) love to eat pussy, 2.) named jose. lol! 3.) lying about making her cum.The girl im with right now( "my friend") loves giving me head, she enjoys it, so im good lol, nd i love eating girls out as long as it dont stink i dont care if its a one night stand il eat that b**** out nd make her cum lol, i find it hot as f***, dont judge me haha
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we eat that s*** up Ha bro?
where Biz? he would give you guys some good advice. lol
anyone ever eat so much pussy your tongue is sore the next day. lol!
funny because its true!!!I wouldnt grow my hair out even if i could. Shaved shaved shavedim going bald, i cant grow my hair outill just have a f**king balding head with a mullet , chicks dig mullets
i keep sayin it, but no one listens, i know my s**t.
AnimeKid
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Dude my ex was freaking awesome together for two years i lost it to her and her to me, she was a freaking anal freak though use to beg me for it. I was like alright hell yeah. Everything thing was great but the last two months of our relationship she went f**king crazy like holy s**t f**king crazy. We broke up and she and her family moved to Texas. Then a year later I got a phone call from her, meth head gang b***h, mom threatening my ass with death cause I raped her daughter. Apparently she told her new bf that i had raped her over and over again and he told the mom. That s**t was f**ked up. Thank GOD!!!!!!! she finally told her mom that it was a lie cause they had a warrant out for my arrest and s**t. It was f**king scary