The Relationship Thread

[buzzbombtom]

but you must be doing something wrong if they dont suck d**k. be ready to warm her up with a little box beating with the ol tongue.

want to be a real ladies man, learn where the love button is, and focus on that b***h, do the alphabet on her little clit and she will love you forever.... its that simple

 

[EJackBauer8]

get circumcised, they love that s**t

I have to take a week off of work for that in the summer, and I might do it.

but you must be doing something wrong if they dont suck d**k. be ready to warm her up with a little box beating with the ol tongue.

want to be a real ladies man, learn where the love button is, and focus on that b***h, do the alphabet on her little clit and she will love you forever.... its that simple

No like I meet them and they're like I don't like giving head or they're all like dicks are nasty. I only eat out chicks when I have gum in my mouth, and with girls I've been with for at least 2 months. I also have to feel something for them for me to eat out. If it's just a one night stand, pussy better not stink or she's not getting the tongue on the pink.

 

[TokyoSkies]

No like I meet them and they're like I don't like giving head or they're all like dicks are nasty. I only eat out chicks when I have gum in my mouth, and with girls I've been with for at least 2 months. I also have to feel something for them for me to eat out. If it's just a one night stand, pussy better not stink or she's not getting the tongue on the pink.

I'm in the same boat. I won't eat a girl out unless I've been with her for a while. If it's a one night stand, not happening. Also, yeah, if she stinks, I'll straight kick the girl outta the room right then and there..

 

[Jose1027]

The girl im with right now( "my friend") loves giving me head, she enjoys it, so im good lol, nd i love eating girls out as long as it dont stink i dont care if its a one night stand il eat that b***h out nd make her cum lol, i find it hot as f**k, dont judge me haha

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[EJackBauer8]

I just don't find it attractive eating a girls vag which is a haven for bacteria. I have a story that turns me off from eating out a girl every time I think about it. This happened to one of my friends. He and his girlfriend hadn't seen each other in 3 months because she goes to UT Austin and he goes to UTSA, so that night they were getting it on. He popped a jolly rancher in his mouth, a cherry one to be exact, and he was eating that pussy up. Then he said that he lost it in her vagina, but he got it back then he put it in his mouth and it burst. Turned out it was a gonorrhea postule, and he said he couldn't stop throwing up. Turns out that she was cheating on him up in Austin. So that ends the story of how eating out a girl is not one of my priorities when it comes to sex in general.

 

[Jermee]

I just don't find it attractive eating a girls vag which is a haven for bacteria. I have a story that turns me off from eating out a girl every time I think about it. This happened to one of my friends. He and his girlfriend hadn't seen each other in 3 months because she goes to UT Austin and he goes to UTSA, so that night they were getting it on. He popped a jolly rancher in his mouth, a cherry one to be exact, and he was eating that pussy up. Then he said that he lost it in her vagina, but he got it back then he put it in his mouth and it burst. Turned out it was a gonorrhea postule, and he said he couldn't stop throwing up. Turns out that she was cheating on him up in Austin. So that ends the story of how eating out a girl is not one of my priorities when it comes to sex in general.

I've heard a similar story....doesn't deter me

 

[JeffBel]

That's nasty. Really nasty.

 

[obracer12]

Oh I love the crazy ex stories.. here's mine:

Dated a girl from 15-20 not engaged.. thank god. She went from a little odd to full blown, bat-s**t crazy. We broke up, I got engaged, she started dating someone.

About 2 years go by, my fiance' and I buy a house get all settled and "ding dong" some random dude at the door. Evidently he was there to "kick my ass" (I out weigh him by 40+lbs and play 4 nights a week in a pro-fighting hockey league, he had a snowballs chance) She hasn't let it go, talked s**t about me constantly and claimed I was still leading her on and HE was there to "settle it"...

Scariest part... I never told her where we moved and I haven't spoken to her in the better part of 2 years.

What do you do in that situation? What did I do? I invited his gullible ass in for a beer, explained the world as the rest of us see it and let him check my facebook, cell phone and twitter as secondary confirmation to ease his mind. End of the day, he dumped her and we're still buds. Even came out with us for St. Patty's day.

You can't fix crazy all you can do is move others out of the way sometimes.

 

[crash!]

Maybe it's just me...maybe I'm looking for the wrong type of girl. )The majority I girls I've been with are into the whole car thing)

Yeah.... I would steer clear of those. Seriously.

You'd think so many women are wacked from reading this thread lol. It seems like it's more common to meet girls that have serious issues.... Someone I know started hanging out with a girl he met at work and she ended up being completely wacked...super clingy. Raped, abused, etc. and she's not even 20. That didn't last long at all lol.

Because a lot of girls are whacked. But guys can be too. I had to call the police when I broke up with my last boyfriend.

What's up with girls not giving head these days. It's essential for any successful relationship.

I like to. Boyfriend doesn't claim it his favorite though.

but you must be doing something wrong if they dont suck d**k. be ready to warm her up with a little box beating with the ol tongue.

want to be a real ladies man, learn where the love button is, and focus on that b****, do the alphabet on her little clit and she will love you forever.... its that simple

.... my favorite. And he looooves to too

I'm in the same boat. I won't eat a girl out unless I've been with her for a while. If it's a one night stand, not happening. Also, yeah, if she stinks, I'll straight kick the girl outta the room right then and there..

Yeah, I'm so scared of that. That would be SO embarrassing. I always tell my boyfriend to tell me if I do. But apparently I don't. Yay!

 

[TokyoSkies]

Yeah, I'm so scared of that. That would be SO embarrassing. I always tell my boyfriend to tell me if I do. But apparently I don't. Yay!

Alex is a freak!

In my experiences, either a girl is stank, or she's fine. There's no im-between, and there's no off days haha. So if you don't stank, you're good.

 

[EJackBauer8]

Your boyfriend just doesn't want to hurt your feelings. :p I kid, getting blowies are right under sex for me, sometimes when done right its better than sex.

 

[Jermee]

I have to go get my stuff from my Exs house Sunday....I thought it would've turned into something serious...apparently I was wrong.

 

[crash!]

Alex is a freak!

In my experiences, either a girl is stank, or she's fine. There's no im-between, and there's no off days haha. So if you don't stank, you're good.

Am naaaat.

Your boyfriend just doesn't want to hurt your feelings. :p I kid, getting blowies are right under sex for me, sometimes when done right its better than sex.

See, I try to, but it gets to a point where he has to just go at it.

 

[TokyoSkies]

See, I try to, but it gets to a point where he has to just go at it.

I commend any girl who can get me off via oral. That is next to impossible. Girl has to be DAMN good.

 

[crash!]

I commend any girl who can get me off via oral. That is next to impossible. Girl has to be DAMN good.

I've gotten my boyfriend off a couple times. He just gets so excited he's like, okay GIMME.

 

[EJackBauer8]

I commend any girl who can get me off via oral. That is next to impossible. Girl has to be DAMN good.

Yes! And then cumming in a girls mouth feels so good. I had this girl who was giving me a bj, and she was terrible so I was like jerking off while her mouth on the tIp. Then she wanted me to cum on her face, and I was like okay. Then I shot some skeet right into her eye. It was so funny, her eye got pretty red afterwards.

 

[Jose1027]

If i really like a girl i wont shoot it on the face or mouth, if its a girl i dont care about then f**k it lol. Have you guys had trouble convincing a girl to take it in the pooper lmao?, ive yet to convince my girl:-(

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[young_]

I've gotten my boyfriend off a couple times. He just gets so excited he's like, okay GIMME.

That's me. Lol, I don't waste too much time with head.

But yeah the only time I won't go down on my girl is if we've been working out or something. But fresh out of the shower... All day!


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[young_]

If i really like a girl i wont shoot it on the face or mouth, if its a girl i dont care about then f**k it lol. Have you guys had trouble convincing a girl to take it in the pooper lmao?, ive yet to convince my girl:-(

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Definitely takes time. I just showed my girl a bunch of articles online about how it's completely healthy and can feel good, watched a couple porn vids with her and then we went for it. Anal trainer beads are definitely a good investment. You can't just hop in there and beat it like you would a pussy. Gotta take things slow, but after a minute and she gets comfortable, it's all good.

Also, regular lube doesn't work anywhere near as good as anal lube.


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[crash!]

Gross. I'm still turned off to the idea.

Welp. My mood just got killed by a b***h ass customer. I was feeling horny earlier buuuuut. Nope.