I always talk about how I'm going to be more social when I'm around girls I'm into... Then I come in contact with em and I shut right up. Or I freeze...I just don't know what to say to make conversation. I'm way too shy.
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Just gotta say f**k what other people think of you. You have 0% chance if you don't put yourself out there. Worst thing that can happen is rejection, just gotta move along til you find a good one.
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its even funnier knowing she put that on facebook, and her dad is on there too..
john you want advice you are lucky i am here.
step 1: never talk about yourself. i mean EVER she has already made her mind up if she wants to sleep with you, or date you based on how you look.
you got the first date, that means she wants to bone, but not feel like a slut, take her out, ask her about stupid s**t like what she does, and then say how its seriously amazing that she is underpaide and works so hard...blah blah... complement that hoe on her outfit too, that goes a long way. pay special attention to her shoes, say they look fancy huh.
step 2 keep talking about her.
step 3 figure out how the f**k to drink in public, it lubricates you and her like astroglide.
after you get a couple drinks in you, move your chair forward positive reinvorcers...
eventually you will put your hand on her knee. dont puss out, that b***h wants that hand there. she is begging for it now.
step4 you better be still talking about her. tell her she is pretty for god sake you have not done that yet! slacker
make up a stupid hobby that girls are able to do, gay, horse back riding, hiking.. you know a skill that requires no skill.
plan something with her in the future, remember i told you hoes like a man who plans and a man who incorperates them into the future plans. they are stupid like that
ask her if she can make you a bomb dot com sandwich... and then offer to cook your f**king go to meal. master something easy like mother f**king ground turkey tacos, hoes love to be healthy, dont forget that. tacos are easy and interactive and IMPOSSIBLE to f**k up.
step whatever, you still talking about her? good. ask how she got out of her broken home with litte to no ass play, and if she is into that stuff.
share an imbarrising story about yourself. keep that beezy smiling, this is a good time to size up if your ding dong will fit in that hole. good chance to cut and run.
step 1: never talk about yourself. i mean EVER she has already made her mind up if she wants to sleep with you, or date you based on how you look.
you got the first date, that means she wants to bone, but not feel like a slut, take her out, ask her about stupid s**t like what she does, and then say how its seriously amazing that she is underpaide and works so hard...blah blah... complement that hoe on her outfit too, that goes a long way. pay special attention to her shoes, say they look fancy huh.
step 2 keep talking about her.
step 3 figure out how the f**k to drink in public, it lubricates you and her like astroglide.
after you get a couple drinks in you, move your chair forward positive reinvorcers...
eventually you will put your hand on her knee. dont puss out, that b***h wants that hand there. she is begging for it now.
step4 you better be still talking about her. tell her she is pretty for god sake you have not done that yet! slacker
make up a stupid hobby that girls are able to do, gay, horse back riding, hiking.. you know a skill that requires no skill.
plan something with her in the future, remember i told you hoes like a man who plans and a man who incorperates them into the future plans. they are stupid like that
ask her if she can make you a bomb dot com sandwich... and then offer to cook your f**king go to meal. master something easy like mother f**king ground turkey tacos, hoes love to be healthy, dont forget that. tacos are easy and interactive and IMPOSSIBLE to f**k up.
step whatever, you still talking about her? good. ask how she got out of her broken home with litte to no ass play, and if she is into that stuff.
share an imbarrising story about yourself. keep that beezy smiling, this is a good time to size up if your ding dong will fit in that hole. good chance to cut and run.
The problem is I work with all the girls I'm interested in since I have no social life lol. And I'm not into trying to make a move on co-workers. Especially ones I interact with every (or every other) day. I've seen how awkward that can get.
I SORT of put myself out there. But mainly on a friendly level. Like I said, it won't go beyond that. Maybe when I transfer to my new store in a few months, I'll come back and try more lol.
coworkers fish in a barrel. captive audience. f**king go for it.
My dad doesn't care. He loves him.
Lol this is so true, girls say im a good listener, but all i do is just nod nd keep talkin about them, they love it lol.
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im like the hoe whisperer
So I know I've been talking about my relationship and how it's all great and whatnot, and it is, but I need some advice. Not from buzzbombtom either, unless you have something relevant to say.
So anyways, as many of you know I've been with my girl for almost five years. In those five years I've gotten my learners permit, drivers license, five cars, a job, a promotion (I'm a manager), and I'm continuing to climb the ladder. My girl is more or less in the same spot as she was when we got together. No license, no car, hasn't learned to drive yet, no job, etc. we don't have children or anything like that. We live together in her parents house. So lately, since I've been switched to full time as a manager, she's been complaining about us not spending enough time together, and she's being extremely clingy. Like, I'm studying for the serv safe certification test and I can't even read a chapter in the book without her asking me if I'm mad at her because I'm not talking to her. Sometimes she'll just randomly say "I love you" while we're watching tv or something and it gets on my nerves because its taken the meaning out of it.
Here's where it gets complicated.
Her parents are both on disability and have never really had any ambition or drive to do anything. They haven't worked in a long time. They won't let her drive their car to teach her how to drive, and they won't let her get a job because they get money somehow on their food stamps or disability or some s**t because they claim her, and if she has any reported income they lose that. It's complicated. But her own parents are holding her down, so I can't be mad at her for that, but at the same time she's not out there trying to do these things. She says she wants a job, and she says she wants to drive but she's not asking any relatives or friends to let her drive. My car is a stick shift, with a bad clutch that pops out of second and she's just way too intimidated to try and learn in my car. I'm kind of stuck here. Every step that I take to move forward in life, makes it to where we relate on less and less every day. She wants to spend more time together, and I feel like I need more space.
Opinions?
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So anyways, as many of you know I've been with my girl for almost five years. In those five years I've gotten my learners permit, drivers license, five cars, a job, a promotion (I'm a manager), and I'm continuing to climb the ladder. My girl is more or less in the same spot as she was when we got together. No license, no car, hasn't learned to drive yet, no job, etc. we don't have children or anything like that. We live together in her parents house. So lately, since I've been switched to full time as a manager, she's been complaining about us not spending enough time together, and she's being extremely clingy. Like, I'm studying for the serv safe certification test and I can't even read a chapter in the book without her asking me if I'm mad at her because I'm not talking to her. Sometimes she'll just randomly say "I love you" while we're watching tv or something and it gets on my nerves because its taken the meaning out of it.
Here's where it gets complicated.
Her parents are both on disability and have never really had any ambition or drive to do anything. They haven't worked in a long time. They won't let her drive their car to teach her how to drive, and they won't let her get a job because they get money somehow on their food stamps or disability or some s**t because they claim her, and if she has any reported income they lose that. It's complicated. But her own parents are holding her down, so I can't be mad at her for that, but at the same time she's not out there trying to do these things. She says she wants a job, and she says she wants to drive but she's not asking any relatives or friends to let her drive. My car is a stick shift, with a bad clutch that pops out of second and she's just way too intimidated to try and learn in my car. I'm kind of stuck here. Every step that I take to move forward in life, makes it to where we relate on less and less every day. She wants to spend more time together, and I feel like I need more space.
Opinions?
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Give options change or gtfo
She's afraid of losing you, and that's why she says, "I love you" all the time. Tell her to get a job or something. The longer you're with her and things stay the same the more upset you'll get when things don't change.
Did you not read about her parents?
Dude... that's a f***ed situation. I would honestly not want to deal with that. Because what her parents are, she will become. 98% of the time.
I remember one time, when I had my epiphany that led me to breaking up with my last boyfriend. He lived with his parents. Mom didn't work, she just tended to her dogs all day and played on the computer. The dad, who worked at 4am at Boeing, would come home, sleep, wake up, watch TV, have dinner on the couch, more TV, then sleep like CLOCKWORK. And his mom wasn't the smartest, but she was so sweet. And his dad was a f***ing d**k to her. For no reason. And I saw soooo much resemblance between the him and his dad and I pictured that's what my life was becoming. He would be a d**k to me for no reason no matter what I did. One night, he started yelling at his wife because she wasn't understanding something that she was talking about and it hurt her. I was in the kitchen and I just started bawling. Because that was a future (and current) image of him and I. That's when I realized I really wasn't happy.
I don't want to move out I just want to figure out a way that we can move up as a couple.
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@crash well, she at least sees the error in her parents ways, and I don't think it's too late for her to change paths, I just need to figure out a way to make that happen.
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Y dont u and her get ur own place?
That seems logical...
That seems logical...