how to be a man: tips you need
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God you're funny.steps to transitioning to manhood, how i went about it
do something with you hair, not to long, not to short
plain well fitted shirts, not skater shirts or band shirts. plain colors, fit well(not super tight, not super loose, follows your body lines and if pulled right make you look like you have some muscle, american eagle can cover this cheaply if you dont know what your looking for
not gym shorts. plaids can work, khaki shorts are fail proof
boxer briefs, black socks. if you get to the dirty dirty and you get the shorter tighter briefs, such as at american eagle again, women also like them, and it makes your tiny package seem bigger
i personally rock the sandals, rainbows preferably and girls love them. ive had many tell me they think its attractive when men wear them and wish more did. if thats not your game, get some plain looking nikes. whites, blacks, black with a white swoop. something simple and NOT skater shoes. Vans can also be pulled off at the right times
get some sun on your skin
dont wear faded, dirty, torn, stained clothes. its not impressive, save it for working on the cars. skater shoes are 7th grade along with the shirts.
long ass hair with band shirts, especially black make your impression dirty, smelly, angry, and just overall no good
sorry tom, just thought id throw some directions out there. a different view point never hurts
id mention talking to women,but thats not tom's chosen subject yet
do something with you hair, not to long, not to short
plain well fitted shirts, not skater shirts or band shirts. plain colors, fit well(not super tight, not super loose, follows your body lines and if pulled right make you look like you have some muscle, american eagle can cover this cheaply if you dont know what your looking for
not gym shorts. plaids can work, khaki shorts are fail proof
boxer briefs, black socks. if you get to the dirty dirty and you get the shorter tighter briefs, such as at american eagle again, women also like them, and it makes your tiny package seem bigger
i personally rock the sandals, rainbows preferably and girls love them. ive had many tell me they think its attractive when men wear them and wish more did. if thats not your game, get some plain looking nikes. whites, blacks, black with a white swoop. something simple and NOT skater shoes. Vans can also be pulled off at the right times
get some sun on your skin
dont wear faded, dirty, torn, stained clothes. its not impressive, save it for working on the cars. skater shoes are 7th grade along with the shirts.
long ass hair with band shirts, especially black make your impression dirty, smelly, angry, and just overall no good
sorry tom, just thought id throw some directions out there. a different view point never hurts
id mention talking to women,but thats not tom's chosen subject yet
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Three hours left to fulfill this promise.
alright so a few of you guys have mentioned you would like to know a bit more about mens fashion and trends. the overall rule
of thumb i have for dressing nice is, you can really only look as good as the clothes make you feel. seems pretty simple but
in reality guys often squirrel this up. from time to time i buy an item that is a questionable decision, it takes some thought and
planning to wear it because i am unsure how i will pull it off.
the latest example is a new pair of seersucker pants, out on the west coast no one really wears these and i have not seen them in public, so i was a bit apprehensive of it. i was unsure how it would be received, but i knew if i wore it wrong i would hear all about it from family and co-workers, yes its talked about at work all the time.
some guy made a comment, to which i fired back "until i see you in something i am jealous of your opinion is
null. aside from the attitude portion of wearing clothes, its paramount to get something that FITS your frame properly. there is
NOTHING worse than a small guy SWIMMING in his shirt or a kid sagging his pants, to look cool. dont do that. you look like a f***ing
moron, seriously if you cant keep your pants up, what makes a woman think that you can keep your d**k up? or that you even know what
to do in the sack.
no matter what you wear its about presenting yourself as a clean non-raper looking dude. when i get ready
in the morning i often think, "would a raper wear this?" if yes, i give it to a bum, because after all they all are rapers.
learn to iron your s***. until you start making serious coin, you cant afford to dry clean your s***. irons are cheap, easy to use
and will make you look not like a f***ing nut sack. now there is a line you dont want to cross with the iron. that is the
60's style super crips and pressed shirts, well not for every day use. most of you guys will benefit from just wearing nice
denim, clean shirts, and a new hair cut. when it comes to shirt styles,
i NEVER like a short sleeve button up. you look like a god damn bible sales man (i know its in style right now but i hate it). buy shirts that have collar stays, buttons that hold the collar down. button those up but leave the top button un done. an extra button undone is cool, but not if you have a f***ing
brier patch of fur hanging out on your chest. FLIP the sleeve cuff back to mid forearm, if its too hot, go for elbow, no further.
by no further i mean one roll, loose, not a tight roll up your arm.
no under shirts allow any longer, you are grown men, not thugs, or 90 year olds. it gives a sense of relaxed look when you are sans undershirt. when wearing jeans, i am up in the air about tucking in button ups in to the pant, depending on the rest of the outfit/you it may or may not make you look like a f***ing point dexter.
no matter what, WEAR A f***ING BELT you are not 5 any longer, its part of dressing right. if you are a 32 inch waist
get a 34-36 inch belt. you want to use the 3rd hole. simple belts, no studs, you are not some junkyard dog, no rope belts,
thats aimed at my vato friends on here, and while we are at it, no f***ing wrapping your belt back around your waist and hanging it
between your legs like a d**k, women will assume you have a small d**k and dont know how to f***, its a scientific fact.
the belt is to hold up your pants, not to emulate some faux d**k fantasy you have.
pants should be worn to fit your ass, not drag on the ground. designer denim is designed to cup your ass, not make you look like you have a fat diaper of s*** hanging in your pants. wear these at the top of your pubes, somewhere near mid hip, covers ALL the ass crack. just because a pony has a nice ass crack doesnt mean a mans should be seen... think about it, you have a f***ing peanut butter trap of hair down there, if you
estimate that women like to see that s*** hanging out down there, you need to get out now. pants CAN be rolled or cuffed at the
bottom, but only in the attempt to be high waters, and these need to be slimmer fitting jeans, not baggy... but by now you have learned that baggy jeans are f***ing stupid. ponies want to see the goods, just a bit, so wear something that shows them.
if you have white or black socks please listen closely to this next part.... f***ING SET THEM ON FIRE, they have no place in a mans wardrobe.
no discussion about it. if you wear socks, which you shouldnt, they better be like a girls underwear, bright, flashy and thin.
you have very few chances to impress a pony, set yourself apart from the schmuck who has white socks. if you wear really any
shoe, there is no need for the f***ers anyways.
exceptions are true dress shoe, and avoid that like the plague unless you want to look like a f***ing russian. casual dress shoes are what you want. this does not mean steve madden or f***ing sketchers.
if kim kardashian endorses it, it does not belong in your house, unless its her sex tape.... that is ok.....almost done kiddos
underwear is your last hurdle to conquer for this week.... if you have boxers, might as well toss them in with the socks. no
woman likes that s***. "oh but toooommmmmmmmm" "i dont want nut huggers"... SHUT THE f*** UP do you think women think thongs are
comfy? news flash d**k heads, they are not.. go try one on for a day. trust me women notice your underwear. you can get nice
stuff for cheap. gap/banana republic you can often get 2-4 pairs for $20. throw them away when they wear out, thats like a year
or two tops... holes in underwear dont belong in your dresser.
quickly on a side note, dont wear jewlery, you look like a f***ing cocaine dealer and that s*** freaks a b**** out. a nice masculine watch and thats about it. pucca shells belong on the beach, hemp belongs in the trash just like the rest of the plant. ok this is a lot to digest in one sitting.. ready go!
of thumb i have for dressing nice is, you can really only look as good as the clothes make you feel. seems pretty simple but
in reality guys often squirrel this up. from time to time i buy an item that is a questionable decision, it takes some thought and
planning to wear it because i am unsure how i will pull it off.
the latest example is a new pair of seersucker pants, out on the west coast no one really wears these and i have not seen them in public, so i was a bit apprehensive of it. i was unsure how it would be received, but i knew if i wore it wrong i would hear all about it from family and co-workers, yes its talked about at work all the time.
some guy made a comment, to which i fired back "until i see you in something i am jealous of your opinion is
null. aside from the attitude portion of wearing clothes, its paramount to get something that FITS your frame properly. there is
NOTHING worse than a small guy SWIMMING in his shirt or a kid sagging his pants, to look cool. dont do that. you look like a f***ing
moron, seriously if you cant keep your pants up, what makes a woman think that you can keep your d**k up? or that you even know what
to do in the sack.
no matter what you wear its about presenting yourself as a clean non-raper looking dude. when i get ready
in the morning i often think, "would a raper wear this?" if yes, i give it to a bum, because after all they all are rapers.
learn to iron your s***. until you start making serious coin, you cant afford to dry clean your s***. irons are cheap, easy to use
and will make you look not like a f***ing nut sack. now there is a line you dont want to cross with the iron. that is the
60's style super crips and pressed shirts, well not for every day use. most of you guys will benefit from just wearing nice
denim, clean shirts, and a new hair cut. when it comes to shirt styles,
i NEVER like a short sleeve button up. you look like a god damn bible sales man (i know its in style right now but i hate it). buy shirts that have collar stays, buttons that hold the collar down. button those up but leave the top button un done. an extra button undone is cool, but not if you have a f***ing
brier patch of fur hanging out on your chest. FLIP the sleeve cuff back to mid forearm, if its too hot, go for elbow, no further.
by no further i mean one roll, loose, not a tight roll up your arm.
no under shirts allow any longer, you are grown men, not thugs, or 90 year olds. it gives a sense of relaxed look when you are sans undershirt. when wearing jeans, i am up in the air about tucking in button ups in to the pant, depending on the rest of the outfit/you it may or may not make you look like a f***ing point dexter.
no matter what, WEAR A f***ING BELT you are not 5 any longer, its part of dressing right. if you are a 32 inch waist
get a 34-36 inch belt. you want to use the 3rd hole. simple belts, no studs, you are not some junkyard dog, no rope belts,
thats aimed at my vato friends on here, and while we are at it, no f***ing wrapping your belt back around your waist and hanging it
between your legs like a d**k, women will assume you have a small d**k and dont know how to f***, its a scientific fact.
the belt is to hold up your pants, not to emulate some faux d**k fantasy you have.
pants should be worn to fit your ass, not drag on the ground. designer denim is designed to cup your ass, not make you look like you have a fat diaper of s*** hanging in your pants. wear these at the top of your pubes, somewhere near mid hip, covers ALL the ass crack. just because a pony has a nice ass crack doesnt mean a mans should be seen... think about it, you have a f***ing peanut butter trap of hair down there, if you
estimate that women like to see that s*** hanging out down there, you need to get out now. pants CAN be rolled or cuffed at the
bottom, but only in the attempt to be high waters, and these need to be slimmer fitting jeans, not baggy... but by now you have learned that baggy jeans are f***ing stupid. ponies want to see the goods, just a bit, so wear something that shows them.
if you have white or black socks please listen closely to this next part.... f***ING SET THEM ON FIRE, they have no place in a mans wardrobe.
no discussion about it. if you wear socks, which you shouldnt, they better be like a girls underwear, bright, flashy and thin.
you have very few chances to impress a pony, set yourself apart from the schmuck who has white socks. if you wear really any
shoe, there is no need for the f***ers anyways.
exceptions are true dress shoe, and avoid that like the plague unless you want to look like a f***ing russian. casual dress shoes are what you want. this does not mean steve madden or f***ing sketchers.
if kim kardashian endorses it, it does not belong in your house, unless its her sex tape.... that is ok.....almost done kiddos
underwear is your last hurdle to conquer for this week.... if you have boxers, might as well toss them in with the socks. no
woman likes that s***. "oh but toooommmmmmmmm" "i dont want nut huggers"... SHUT THE f*** UP do you think women think thongs are
comfy? news flash d**k heads, they are not.. go try one on for a day. trust me women notice your underwear. you can get nice
stuff for cheap. gap/banana republic you can often get 2-4 pairs for $20. throw them away when they wear out, thats like a year
or two tops... holes in underwear dont belong in your dresser.
quickly on a side note, dont wear jewlery, you look like a f***ing cocaine dealer and that s*** freaks a b**** out. a nice masculine watch and thats about it. pucca shells belong on the beach, hemp belongs in the trash just like the rest of the plant. ok this is a lot to digest in one sitting.. ready go!
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west cost.. part of being a man is working the extra hours the boss asks of you no matter what.Three hours left to fulfill this promise.
this is a rough cut of things to come, its a bit too broad of a topic, so we will focus in on more specific topics as we gocommon sense and taking notes from the guys who get the girls.
How's my style? Here's a pic. I normally wear long sleeve button downs with the sleeves rolled up. Normally only one button open, it was hot as hell this day. I wear sperrys daily, with Levi 514 jeans cuffed at the bottom. And I need ideas for a new hairstyle... Used to rock the long ass hair now I keep it shorter than this pic but I need something new. I have a big head also
And I'm about to start hitting the tanning bed
And I'm about to start hitting the tanning bed
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I don't care if that is in fashion right now wearing a hat like that makes guys look like retards. The women at work laugh about the lot kids and customers that walk around like that all the time.
Good stuff
how you are wearing it is definitely retarded, and not everyone can pull of a hat
f***ing wear a hat the way god intended it to be worn... bend the bill. pull it over your head, and take any stickers or tags off it. that should be without saying. you look like a buffoon like that. i would ditch the undershirt myself, and go up one button, that is a bit too much for me. solid print button ups are a bit boring for me most of the time. they work, but are too safe. the undershirt, crooked hat, and too many buttons unbuttoned make you look too hood thughish for me. you should lose the earrings too. remember only one piece of jewelry and thats a watch.
a hat and button up never go together, unless you are a drug dealer or rapper, and then you still look sketchy like a rapist
a hat and button up never go together, unless you are a drug dealer or rapper, and then you still look sketchy like a rapist
what good is a hat backwards? it goes forward. bent bill.
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good stuff. I agree that a lot of this stuff should be common sense. Dressing right is about your body, and knowing what compliments you.I agree with this tig. I'm your age and I know how lots of people are age think its cool, but a hat serves a purpose and is designed to look best when serving that purpose
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You should start a blog, Tom. My philosophies and yours differ radically, but I think what you're giving in here is what a lot of people are looking for. I think it's helpful to a lot of people who are looking to step up their dress, and don't know where to go begin. You'd reach a large audience and could make a decent income if you market it properly.
