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It can be embarrassing when there's a line behind you and the chick behind the counter has to put batteries in the vibrator and turn in on, make you hold it in your hand while she changed the speeds on it, etc. :lol:

I've only bought a vibrator without my girl there one time. Never again. She couldn't find the batteries for it so she had it held up in the air while she yelled across the store to another employee while I had a line of customers behind me. But life goes on.

Our shop is also a half smoke shop so a lot of times it's just stoners in the store.
 

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probably the only embaressing thing that's ever happened to me in a sex shop was that i asked to smell one of the dildos and she was like "oh you're one of the smellers" and i just turned crimson.

they sometimes smell weird. one i had bought that i thought was really nice ended up smelling really weird and totally turned me off. =/
(it's not easy to find realistically sized ones, they are always huge, and i'm sorry, but i don't want to be the hallway that the hot dog throwers are talking about)
 


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probably the only embaressing thing that's ever happened to me in a sex shop was that i asked to smell one of the dildos and she was like "oh you're one of the smellers" and i just turned crimson.

they sometimes smell weird. one i had bought that i thought was really nice ended up smelling really weird and totally turned me off. =/
(it's not easy to find realistically sized ones, they are always huge, and i'm sorry, but i don't want to be the hallway that the hot dog throwers are talking about)
That's typically my fiancé's complaint. I'll never understand the giant novelty sized ones.

Lol @ "smeller"
 

xHanzJay

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That's typically my fiancé's complaint. I'll never understand the giant novelty sized ones.
yeah me and my partner have the same complaint XD. bought more dildos than i'll ever use in the efforts of finding the perfect one. I thought i had found it too! but it has the most horrible smell ever. lmao. that's what the whole smell thing was about.
 


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yeah me and my partner have the same complaint XD. bought more dildos than i'll ever use in the efforts of finding the perfect one. I thought i had found it too! but it has the most horrible smell ever. lmao. that's what the whole smell thing was about.
did you get it from the 'used' section?
 

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I'm just not a fan of the taillights period.

I've played GTAV a couple times, it seems alright. Haven't done any missions though.


I'm still trying to beat Donkey Kong 64 :shock:
The missions/story are what make GTAV so awesome. Causing chaos is a lot more punishing (which I REALLY like). You die, it costs an assload (hospital fees). If you f**k up a character's reputation/cars, you pay the price. I love that the game is consequential now.

it's better in black. hides the camaro tears.

gta5 looks fun but i might go with the mass effect trilogy or borderlands 2 instead. i started a new vice city game today so not really sure i want to play gta5. it's no vice city after all.
I still want GTAV. Boo. Mass Effect is amazing. Except the ending.

On a whim, I decided to search for CC on Tapatalk. So, long time, no post.

I spent all day with a baby on the boob. :p
Mass Effect is amazing. I bought the first for PC back in like 07, and was immediately hooked. The ending to 3 was eh, but the patched ending was better.
Also, supposedly there is a new prequel trilogy coming out for ME. Excited about that.. I love that universe.

one of my good friends wife used to sell sex toys at all girl parties. bachelorette parties mostly.

the freaks roaming around walmart are the ones you gotta look out for. where do those things even come from?

but yea going to a sex shop with your significant other isn't all that interesting. unless you pickup the strap-on from se7en....
Ah passion parties.. this HOT ass girl I worked with at Pier 1 Imports (I was about 17) used to host those. She brought it up once, and was like "wanna see what I sell?". Girl was a size queen or some s**t, cause she had horsecock dildos. She was mega hot.. too bad she hit and totaled my EG6, and then bailed out...

probably the only embaressing thing that's ever happened to me in a sex shop was that i asked to smell one of the dildos and she was like "oh you're one of the smellers" and i just turned crimson.

they sometimes smell weird. one i had bought that i thought was really nice ended up smelling really weird and totally turned me off. =/
(it's not easy to find realistically sized ones, they are always huge, and i'm sorry, but i don't want to be the hallway that the hot dog throwers are talking about)
HAHA "smeller"
Yeah, what's with HUGE dildos? Most girls I know have small vibrators/rabbits due to the fact that dildos are usually massive.

Sex talk aside, I get to run around like mad today updating anti-virus on all of my workstations.. really wish my company would go with enterprise so I could remotely deploy this, but they're cheap.
 

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We should get a GTA V room going... some of the kids on line are assholes...
 

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Yeah I wanna play with friends when I get it this weekend.

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I like the tail lights and going in sex shop is not what it's cracked up to be. Not when the weird people are out. The less strange part is checking out and having the clerk check parts for you to make sure everything works and you get the strange mental images from their advice about their use of the products.
:lol: I've gone in multiple times and it's never really that weird. One I went to my friend worked at so that was fine. And Matt is not awkward about that stuff at all. We're very open.

And is it weird I've never bought a sex toy for myself? I've never owned a vibrator in my life, and never really felt the need to have one :what:
 

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:lol: I've gone in multiple times and it's never really that weird. One I went to my friend worked at so that was fine. And Matt is not awkward about that stuff at all. We're very open.

And is it weird I've never bought a sex toy for myself? I've never owned a vibrator in my life, and never really felt the need to have one :what:
No that's not really weird. I know some chicks that have them (one of my friends has one that looks kind of like a lightsaber lol), and some that don't. Some chicks are completely repulsed by the idea of banging themselves with a dildo/vibrator.
 

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No that's not really weird. I know some chicks that have them (one of my friends has one that looks kind of like a lightsaber lol), and some that don't. Some chicks are completely repulsed by the idea of banging themselves with a dildo/vibrator.
I'm not repulsed by it, I just don't see a point for myself personally.
 

TokyoSkies

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I'm not repulsed by it, I just don't see a point for myself personally.
I don't think I need to go into the science of female masturbation, but yeah.. :lol:

Kidding. They aren't for everyone. I could care less, as long as chick is happy.
 


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