Keeping cats off my f**king car

Bhikku

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Every night, especially if i wax it, cats walk up and down my car and leave their nasty little pawprints. Does anyone have a way to keep these damn things off? I'm about two steps away from hiding with a baseball bat and knocking them around.

Any help would be appreciated before i got postal on these f**kers.
 

RonJ

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Vacuum all the catnip from your trunk.
 


RonJ

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Other possible solutions:

Stop waxing your car.

By a cat-hating Great Dane and let it live in your car.

Install a cat-sensitive alarm system.

Electrify your car.

Park in a garage.

Pee on your car to mark it as your territory.

Sleep on the roof of your car while wearing dog pajamas.
 

Bhikku

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RonJ said:
Other possible solutions:

Stop waxing your car.

By a cat-hating Great Dane and let it live in your car.

Install a cat-sensitive alarm system.

Electrify your car.

Park in a garage.

Pee on your car to mark it as your territory.

Sleep on the roof of your car while wearing dog pajamas.
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Stop waxing your car. ----but it looks so goooood

By a cat-hating Great Dane and let it live in your car.---i have a cat hating dog, but he'd f*** off and go hump poodles or something

Install a cat-sensitive alarm system.---sounds more annoying that useful

Electrify your car.----south african stye, i like it!

Park in a garage.----if my house had one this wouldn't be an issue

Pee on your car to mark it as your territory.---i've probably already done that considering how drunk i usually get.

Sleep on the roof of your car while wearing dog pajamas---maybe take it one step further, and construct a duck hunting blind near my parking spot and do and hunt session and a bbq.

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On my DD? ehhhhh
 
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HeX

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RonJ said:
Pee on your car to mark it as your territory.
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LOL!

On a serious note, a quick google search came up with THIS LINK. I'm sure one of those animal deterrent options may peak your interest.
 

RonJ

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Bhikku said:
but it looks so goooood

Pictures needed for verification. Otherwise, I'm calling BS.

i have a cat hating dog, but he'd f*** off and go hump poodles or something

Put that lazy s*** to work.

sounds more annoying that useful

Not if the alarm sounds at a frequency only annoying to felines.

south african stye, i like it!

Elaborate please.

if my house had one this wouldn't be an issue

Or you egotistically just want your waxed vehicle on display.

i've probably already done that considering how drunk i usually get.

Inadequate man scent?

maybe take it one step further, and construct a duck hunting blind near my parking spot and do and hunt session and a bbq.

Be sure to grill up the feline steaks in your front yard as a warning to other pet owners in your neighborhood.
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RonJ

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OP is apparently unaware of the well known proverb “There's more than one way to skin a cat”.
 

Bhikku

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RonJ said:
but it looks so goooood

Pictures needed for verification. Otherwise, I'm calling BS.
---harsh bro

i have a cat hating dog, but he'd f*** off and go hump poodles or something

Put that lazy s*** to work.
---i would but i don't want to pay him minimum wage

sounds more annoying that useful

Not if the alarm sounds at a frequency only annoying to felines.
-----now you're thinking with portals
south african stye, i like it!

Elaborate please.
---they put flamethrowers and s*** as theft deterrents down there.
if my house had one this wouldn't be an issue

Or you egotistically just want your waxed vehicle on display.
----probably
i've probably already done that considering how drunk i usually get.

Inadequate man scent?
---- :<
maybe take it one step further, and construct a duck hunting blind near my parking spot and do and hunt session and a bbq.

Be sure to grill up the feline steaks in your front yard as a warning to other pet owners in your neighborhood.
-----Sure, why not?
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RonJ said:
OP is apparently unaware of the well known proverb “There's more than one way to skin a cat”.
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What would i do with cat skins? They make a s***ty coat i'd imagine. Maybe seat covers?
 
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303JDMSI

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Maybe change the wax you're using because I use to attract a lot of bees due to the sweet smell. I would of rather had to the cat issue versus being stung haha.
 

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I once had the same problem. I brought it up to someone and they suggested I leave poisoned food around the car. I wasn't gonna do that. The cat eventually went away though, I don't know how, my guess is the owner moved.
 

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Tuna with small drops of antifreeze will do the trick
 

Darth_Civic

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Just shoot it. They never fail to walk up the hood on the roof and down off the trunk after a wash. A bb to the ass will keep them away on only moldy harm the little s**t
 
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