Corrupt a Wish (Game)

[XpL0d3r]

Throwing another game out here, so we'll see how it goes. It might suck, it might catch on.

Rules on this one are simple. I post a wish, the next person will "corrupt" it somehow. Then that person posts their wish for the next person to corrupt, etc.

Example:

I post a wish:
I wish I could hook up with Adriana Lima

Next person corrupts it:
You hook up, but find out she uses too much teeth. And that she has herpes.

Get the point?



Soooooo I'll start...

I wish I was a millionaire...

 

[young_]

You win the lottery, and get kidnapped and your identity stolen.

I wish I had a Klondike bar.

 

[Wreckless Hype]

You get your Klondike bar, but the nasty things you had to do for it are unspeakable.

I wish I had my own house.

 

[joe7987]

Shows up at your door in a speedo.


I wish I had a burrito.

 

[young_]

You got the burrito.

I wish I had Megan fox.

 

[joe7987]

His name is Megan.

I could use a vacation.
(I like this game)

 

[XpL0d3r]

I could use a vacation.

Your plane crashes. Your vacation is now permanent.

I wish I could fly...

 

[young_]

You fly, for five minutes, and then your newfound skill vanishes and you fall to the ocean, and wind up on a deserted island with Joe.

I wish I was famous.

 

[joe7987]

You end up on survivor. It is largely televised. You gain all the fame you could ever want as the evil b***h character. You win, but then a nuclear war happens outside of the island you're on. You've lost contact with the outside world and you're stuck on a deserted island with the two of us.

I wish it was night time already!

 

[96 DX Hatch]

It is night, of the annual purge and you have no vehicle.


I wish I had a fully stocked/locked bunker, doomsday prepper style

[ let's see what you got ]

 

[nine]

you have your bunker and out of paranioa flee to it, you live for for years before you emerge only to find out there was no danger to hide from.

i wish i was a little bit taller...

 

[joe7987]

You get your wish. It is fully stocked with everything you could ever want, water, canned food, all the tools you could ever need, appliances, kitchen, working toilets, the works! You walk in completely ecstatic as you realize that everything is going to be fine. You take a seat on the the soft, cloud-like couch, gently close your eyes, and carelessly breathe out a sigh of relief. As you feel yourself sink deeper into the couch, you feel a mild itch on your right lower rib. You give it a scratch and it goes away. Then you feel another just below it. You scratch it, and it goes away. Then another itch, and another, and you feel a light tingling moving up the front of your stomach, crawling up the front of your stomach. You open your eyes and look down, lifting the front of your shirt. You realize that the house was fully stocked, with everything and more, as you notice that a spider's nest sat just below the couch cushion you sat on. They are now crawling tirelessly upward toward your neck.

I wish I had some chalk.

 

[joe7987]

Ahh f*** me. I took too long. It's staying damnit!

You grow a tad bit taller, but every inch you gain in height is an inch lost in your manhood.

Now get me my goddamned chalk.

 

[nine]

heres your chalk but i found it in a bunker full of spiders and youll later find out not only are they poisonous but the eggs they laid are hatching... i wish i hadnt grown that last inch lol

 

[joe7987]

I'll let someone else handle that one.

 

[XpL0d3r]

I'll let someone else handle that one.

heres your chalk but i found it in a bunker full of spiders and youll later find out not only are they poisonous but the eggs they laid are hatching... i wish i hadnt grown that last inch lol

Buttttt you did, and a few more after that. You lost your entire manhood, thus gaining a vagina and turning into a woman.... a really tall woman.

I wanna be a baller... shot caller... twenty-inch blades -- on the Impala.

 

[96 DX Hatch]

So you turn into Lil Troy...and die of a hate crime


I want to be invincible

 

[nine]

Buttttt you did, and a few more after that. You lost your entire manhood, thus gaining a vagina and turning into a woman.... a really tall woman.

I wanna be a baller... shot caller... twenty-inch blades -- on the Impala.

i was waiting for someone to call me out on my skeelo reference

you become invincible only to be eternally imprisoned by thor and his Asgaudians.

i wish the wiring on my ef wasnt hacked.... no seriously i do lol

 

[Wreckless Hype]

So you turn into Lil Troy...and die of a hate crimee

i wish the wiring on my ef wasnt hacked.... no seriously i do lol

Wire hacking has been blocked, but not viruses. Your ECU is sick and the car STILL won't start.


I wish I could wake up early enough for breakfast in the morning.

 

[joe7987]

You wake up early enough for breakfast, but the only thing open is Taco Bell and you're forced to eat their new nasty ass new breakfast. [Repost toilet pic here].

I wish everybody in this thread would stop having the s***s.