Size of what? Inquiring minds want to know...LOL. Not the first one this week. Had that kid that wants to build his civic d series to go 170mph call me dad too. It's the size and the deep voice.
*whistles innocently*
The Official Connie Appreciation Thread
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Size of me. I am a big guy. Quit smoking and gained a decent amount of weight, tried not too but food became my vice as I had quit drinking 13 years ago and smoking was the only one left. 6'1" @ 280 lbs. Working on getting it back down to a less scary/more healthy weight.
...Er, I mean my peenor....it's a biggun'. Wait...that would be creepy considering my statement earlier meaning I am going around showing newbs my mini-me and them calling me dad...yikes.
Oh yeah?Size of me. I am a big guy. Quit smoking and gained a decent amount of weight, tried not too but food became my vice as I had quit drinking 13 years ago and smoking was the only one left. 6'1" @ 280 lbs. Working on getting it back down to a less scary/more healthy weight.
...Er, I mean my peenor....it's a biggun'. Wait...that would be creepy considering my statement earlier meaning I am going around showing newbs my mini-me and them calling me dad...yikes.
watch it...
Connies a pecker checker!
Connies a pecker checker!
Can you stop cockblocking? I mean... RAELLY! There is enough Connie to go around. I am an equal opportunity employer.
pantyraid
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Sexy man candy thread material?Size of me. I am a big guy. Quit smoking and gained a decent amount of weight, tried not too but food became my vice as I had quit drinking 13 years ago and smoking was the only one left. 6'1" @ 280 lbs. Working on getting it back down to a less scary/more healthy weight.
...Er, I mean my peenor....it's a biggun'. Wait...that would be creepy considering my statement earlier meaning I am going around showing newbs my mini-me and them calling me dad...yikes.
Post that boner g
Whoop whoop
I dont show up for a day and everyone is all on Connies d**k? Wtf? 
Man, it's weird how we make up these figures in our head of what someone would look like in real life. I was wayyyyy off the mark lolSize of me. I am a big guy. Quit smoking and gained a decent amount of weight, tried not too but food became my vice as I had quit drinking 13 years ago and smoking was the only one left. 6'1" @ 280 lbs. Working on getting it back down to a less scary/more healthy weight.
...Er, I mean my peenor....it's a biggun'. Wait...that would be creepy considering my statement earlier meaning I am going around showing newbs my mini-me and them calling me dad...yikes.
I have a d**k?I dont show up for a day and everyone is all on Connies d**k? Wtf?
Does it swing around?
Remember that Anfrey thread? Thousands of twirling dicks after you clicked his link.Wouldn't surprise me...I have a d**k?
Does it swing around?
Can never have any fun with a bunch of duds. Back to srs cc bidnezz.
pantyraid
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Hahahahaha
This thread needs to be more about me and less about your weather boners in the Pacific, Gary.
You mean this one?ill powder up my god damn pimp hand,
