Yeah I swear they make it the way it is to troll people, I'm endlessly sending awkward messages thanks to autocorrect, the most common being 'I'll be there in a sex' but it's done some much more elaborate ones that actually look correct and then when I try to explain that it was my dumb phone they're like 'suuuuuure, whatever...'
^ haha that's true, you never know what could transpire
There was also a single occasion in my entire sordid history of dealing with autocorrect where it actually put a word that worked better than the one I meant to write, so there's that too
They should have a marketing campaign
'autocorrect: we help you get laid by putting naughty words where you meant to write regular ones and then the person you're talking to reveals their secret desire for you!'