State Patrolmen: What were you doing out here in the woods son?
Me: uhhhh i was checking the new detroit locker I just instaled
State Patrolman: You are aware you are driving a Honda Civic.
Me: UMmmm, yeees sir.
State Patrolman: You got a huntin' licence?
Me: gulp....no, do I need one for this???
State Patrolman: Ok, now really what are you doing out in the middle of a cornfield with a Civic???
Me: LOOKIN' FOR A PHAT INSURANCE CHECK!!!!!!! I'M WAYNE BRADY BEEOTCH!!!!