100k for each one!

[Voltio]

I would suck 3 a day for 6 months and then retire. I'd rather be a rich cock sucker than a broke ass one

 

[Jeegz]

I would suck 3 a day for 6 months and then retire. I'd rather be a rich cock sucker than a broke ass one

In this economy in order to retire and never work you need $2.5 million for one person.

I dunno if i would suck a d**k. ive watch my wife do it to me and it doesnt look that bad. I suppose as long as it doesnt smell like ball sweat and i dont have to tongue the sack and he isnt aloud to blow his load in my mouth, it wouldnt be that bad. I'd go for the 3mil mark and they retire somewhere nice!

 

[civicSIcoupe]

lol

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. A blowjob a day, keeps her ass quite so I can watch TV.

i lol'd

 

[Lilredrocket]

!

I don't know what to say. I'm rolling with laughter at this entire thread. Hahaha! MAde my day. not even gonna lie. Funny stuff right there. But in answer to the question. Gotta go with the once a month, 1.2mil a year will do for me.

 

[2NRSTV]

I'd do 25 dicks a day for 2 weeks.

That's $35,000,000. Seeing as I'm only 23, it would make sense for me to make enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, which may be long and regretful, seeing as I just sucked a bunch of dicks.

 

[Raabe]

im thinking id change, and go to a 24hr suck-a-thon. the more do, the better i get, the faster it gets done, the more i can suck, the mo money i get.

24hrs? s**t, id give oprah a run for her money.


and none of this is homo, im wearing boots

 

[NIKE H34D]

IRS would RAPE you with this deal lol.

some hilarious responses though.

ive watch my wife do it to me and it doesnt look that bad. I suppose as long as it doesnt smell like ball sweat and i dont have to tongue the sack and he isnt aloud to blow his load in my mouth

and none of htis is homo, im wearing boots

 

[2NRSTV]

Nah, IRS can't do s**t. Just say you're a Freelance d**k Sucker. It's non-taxable.

 

[Voltio]

In this economy in order to retire and never work you need $2.5 million for one person.

I dunno if i would suck a d**k. ive watch my wife do it to me and it doesnt look that bad. I suppose as long as it doesnt smell like ball sweat and i dont have to tongue the sack and he isnt aloud to blow his load in my mouth, it wouldnt be that bad. I'd go for the 3mil mark and they retire somewhere nice!

3 a day would be $300,000. Do that for 6 months (approx. 180 days) that would be $54,000,000.
More than enough to retire and get mine sucked every day

 

[Matt.]

I'd suck as many as I could until I got tired each day, it would be my job, I wouldn't care. We all do s**t we would rather not do.

 

[Matt.]

nah, irs can't do s**t. Just say you're a freelance d**k sucker. It's non-taxable.

lol

 

[31dev31]

OP is so gay.

 

[vjf915]

Im still sticking with once a month for the rest of my life, or until I have enough saved up. I could EASILY live on 1.2mil a year, and that way Im only a whore for a couple minutes each month. My girlfriend complains about her mouth getting tired after one, so I wouldnt want to attempt more than two a day anyway.

 

[Jeegz]

Too bad you have to make eye contact. Glory hole would be a lot easier! LoL!

 

[Voltio]

Too bad you have to make eye contact. Glory hole would be a lot easier! LoL!

 

[vjf915]

Im fine with making eye contact......it will probably make it go quicker as I have nice blue eyes.

 

[Raabe]

Im fine with making eye contact......it will probably make it go quicker as I have nice blue eyes.

...im still wearin mah boots

 

[R3dline]

lmfao, yall are so f**king gay

 

[Raabe]

lmfao, yall are so f**king gay

i knew someone was gonna snap soon

 

[toneekay]

Hahahahahah it's funny reading all of these comments over various forums. luls.