Almost lost my car 2 days ago. Thursday morning at 4am. Heard my car start. I just got up and started sprint as if I was in the Olympics. When they saw my big ass hurling towards them. those midget viet f**kers ran like no tomorrow. I chased after them and i s**t you not. I was less then 6inchs away from grabbing his shirt. I couldnt imagine what I would of done with him if I did.
My poor baby is all messed up and now i cant start the car.
But hey, on the bright side of it. The f**ker dropped his cell phone in my car. Got his "partner' cell number even his dear ol mommas number/address.
I smell a man hunt in the near future.